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2012 / Sex Rick Santorum Won the Iowa Caucuses By...
Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Jan 19, 2012 at 10:09 AM
...69 votes. Santorum and 69... not a pleasant association somehow.
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Let's critically analyze this. While santorum doesn't occur as a result of oral sex, the two could indirectly associated if there were a third participant in the sexual congress.
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I tried to slog tip this but maybe it's not nearly as amusing as I find it. Here's two Rick Santorum anagrams:
the curious... 'Snack Rim Tour' or the more savage... 'Snack Rim Rout'
C'mon!
the curious... 'Snack Rim Tour' or the more savage... 'Snack Rim Rout'
C'mon!
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Somebody make this nightmare candidate go away. I have nightmares of Santorum in the White House, and I wake up screaming.
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Hey Danny!
They were talking about you on CNN tonite!
by name!
(we know how much you get a hardon about being on CNN....)
Pierce Morgan had on Rick; and the wife and kids
(damn lovely family, we must say.
you know Danny,
you could have married a nice catholic girl and had a houseful of kids as well.....)
So the daughter was saying how she prays for your depraved pathetic soul.
She seemed like such a nice kid, you almost wonder if god would answer her prayers.
PS....oh, hey, Slog fanboys- were your ears burning too?
(and still the yellow discharge? eeeeew....no, just kidding!)
Cause Morgan said people who mock the Santorums for how they grieved the loss of their child are first rate assholes.
are you going to let him call you first rate assholes?
Farting Monkeys! to your email!!
They were talking about you on CNN tonite!
by name!
(we know how much you get a hardon about being on CNN....)
Pierce Morgan had on Rick; and the wife and kids
(damn lovely family, we must say.
you know Danny,
you could have married a nice catholic girl and had a houseful of kids as well.....)
So the daughter was saying how she prays for your depraved pathetic soul.
She seemed like such a nice kid, you almost wonder if god would answer her prayers.
PS....oh, hey, Slog fanboys- were your ears burning too?
(and still the yellow discharge? eeeeew....no, just kidding!)
Cause Morgan said people who mock the Santorums for how they grieved the loss of their child are first rate assholes.
are you going to let him call you first rate assholes?
Farting Monkeys! to your email!!
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