We live in a state with the highest per capita college educated, and probably the highest IQs in the world...even our baristas have Ph.d.s. and stock options.
So, it comes as no surprise that I am announcing that today you should burn all plastic garbage in your fireplace. Yes, no matter how toxic, just throw it in there, so that it creates an impassible toxic cloud for me to walk through in the snow on my way to pick up milk at Top Food before all the sidewalks ice over.
Yes, Washington, burn all toxic materials in your fireplace. It's simple...and it's The Law!
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