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Friday, January 13, 2012

Sex / Sports James 3:3

Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, Jan 13, 2012 at 10:15 AM

Tim Tebow... re-conceived... and roughly photoshopped... for the not-too-discerning centaur fetishist.

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Now if only he were horse-hung.

Posted by The fag on January 13, 2012 at 10:57 AM

Poor Timmy...those fluttering hands are what really gets to me.

Posted by OutInBumF on January 13, 2012 at 11:50 AM

Personally it looks more like the King James Version of Job 39:9-10.

Posted by Drew2u on January 13, 2012 at 11:53 AM

Tebow as a centaur is somehow shockingly apt, and I don't just mean because he's currently a Bronco...

Here's one of my fave Tebow pics: http://tinyurl.com/cebko6p

Oh, slurp.

Posted by merry on January 13, 2012 at 12:46 PM

Um, if you are going to use the magic of computers to create male centaurs, remember to paste the torso onto a MALE HORSE.

Posted by LML on January 13, 2012 at 1:08 PM

Remember that the original centaurs had human front bodies and equine extension bodies, and thus two sets of male genitalia.

Posted by Calpete on January 13, 2012 at 1:13 PM

That last pic with the rainbow NEEDs a unicorn horn sprouting from Tebow's forehead to make him a centaur-corn ... doesn't it? :)

Posted by Robby on January 13, 2012 at 2:39 PM

There's just something about showing John Elway riding Tim Tebow bareback (as a mare) under a rainbow...

Posted by Married in MA on January 14, 2012 at 9:46 AM

I've seen Tim Tebow's face before and never gave him a second thought or look. After seeing him without a shirt on, though... whoa. Whoa. That's something to see.

Posted by Suzy on January 16, 2012 at 9:22 PM