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Thursday, January 12, 2012

Sex / Life / Film What I Learned from Edward Penishands

Posted by on Thu, Jan 12, 2012 at 1:48 PM

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Watching someone lick, suck, and otherwise fellate a dildo is infinitely more upsetting than watching someone do it to an actual penis.

Thank you, Collide-O-Scope, for teaching me this valuable lesson.

 

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Rotten666 1
When I was in high school, a bunch of friends and I were watching a battered VHS copy of this classic in my room, laughing our asses off. My dad barges up in the room, looks at us, looks at the TV, and walked out without a word. Later he asked if we were having a circle jerk. We were not.
Posted by Rotten666 on January 12, 2012 at 2:03 PM
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Not when you're the one with the dildo strapped on, it isn't.
Posted by kitsapien on January 12, 2012 at 2:24 PM
undead ayn rand 3
Aw, I'm kicking myself for not going. I love the Collide-o-scope peeps.
Posted by undead ayn rand on January 12, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Gern Blanston 4
"Wake me when they make a porn version of Cavalia." - Larry King
Posted by Gern Blanston on January 12, 2012 at 3:09 PM
David Schmader 5
Dear Larry King: Wake up and rent "Zoo."
Posted by David Schmader on January 12, 2012 at 3:11 PM
yelahneb 6
@2 Hear hear!
Posted by yelahneb http://www.strangebutharmless.com on January 12, 2012 at 4:29 PM

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