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Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: How 'Bout This Pizza Boomerang?!
Posted by Kelly O on Thu, Jan 12, 2012 at 12:05 PM
I'd like mine with mushrooms, pepperoni, cheese, and one hit of acid...
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Frank Frazetta barbarian douche likes his stoner food seasoned with the despair of an old man, the blood of a pervert, and just a touch as Asian.
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Are they suggesting eating pizza will make one look like a steroid built body? This will make pizza sales go way way up.
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I love how golden boy gets all feral with the pizza at the end. Of course it now has just a soupçon of penis blood on it, so perhaps this is a crypto cannibalist flick. Whatever. I'm going to drop some acid now.
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I think that the gist of it, at least towards the beginning, is that the boomerang-shaped pizza has a higher perimeter-area ratio and so is less likely to have a hot center that can burn your tongue.
But then it got high.
But then it got high.
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@ 5,
It's a fake ad. The sunglass wearing god threw it to cool it off.
"At the begining of time, the control of fire differentiated man from beasts. Since then, the man is the only animal that burns his own tongue while eating..."
http://io9.com/5875103/insane-spanish-pi…
It's a fake ad. The sunglass wearing god threw it to cool it off.
"At the begining of time, the control of fire differentiated man from beasts. Since then, the man is the only animal that burns his own tongue while eating..."
http://io9.com/5875103/insane-spanish-pi…
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I loved this so much my brain exploded.
Kelly, I think I first found Regretsy via one of your posts. Thank you, thank you, thank you, I makes my life better!
Kelly, I think I first found Regretsy via one of your posts. Thank you, thank you, thank you, I makes my life better!
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