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Wednesday, January 11, 2012

2012 Still Life With Rick Santorum

Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Jan 11, 2012 at 2:05 PM

If I can't get the sweater vest... maybe I'll pop for this:

Painting's full title: "Still Life with Rick Santorum, Lube, Dildo, and Justin Bieber Doll." More of Bijijoo's work here.

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Aww, poor Justin Bieber doll...

Posted by carriemcc on January 11, 2012 at 2:14 PM

Oh. And it isn't even good lube. I suppose that no better could be expected from ol' frothy. The dildo, however, is moderately impressive.

Posted by catballou on January 11, 2012 at 2:28 PM

I <3 all of the Santorum ads that show up on Slog these days. They're good for a laugh, and each one is a waste of a fraction of a cent for good ol' mixture.

Posted by Andronikus on January 11, 2012 at 2:29 PM

Looks like Jared from Subway.

Posted by DOUG.

on January 11, 2012 at 2:29 PM

I'm confused. The mouth doesn't look very functional.

Posted by eclexia on January 11, 2012 at 2:30 PM

The best parts are the little details: the praying hands lamp, and the 6:66 on the clock.

Posted by MLM on January 11, 2012 at 2:36 PM

Poor Dan is going to go through withdrawals after Santorum gets creamed in South Carolina and drops out of the race.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty

on January 11, 2012 at 2:38 PM

I can not unsee this.

Posted by BEG

on January 11, 2012 at 2:46 PM

@4: THAT's the face I couldn't quite put my finger on! Thank you! That would have been bothering me all day.

Also, I love that lamp.

Posted by Knat on January 11, 2012 at 2:48 PM

I can't believe you havent told us what size sweater vest as of yet. I long to see you wearing all the vests you would get as as gifts at one time, sort of like a kid dressed by his mother to go outside in the winter.
Some discussion has occurred about getting one to be a centerpiece in our Hump video next year.

Posted by Womyn2me $http://http:\\www.shelleyandlaura.com$ on January 11, 2012 at 2:56 PM

I thought of a young, brunette Ben Stein.

Posted by Lilliable on January 11, 2012 at 2:57 PM

And I saw the bastard love child of Ed Helms and Keith Olbermann.

Posted by blip on January 11, 2012 at 3:02 PM

Is that a Santorum Fleshlight?

Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on January 11, 2012 at 3:12 PM

At least there are condoms.

Posted by Sargon Bighorn on January 11, 2012 at 3:18 PM

There is also a 6:66 a.m.on the clock, an impossible time. So... People who fornicate too early in the morning will have to have sex with Santorum's head in hell? Or Santorum is going to hell where his head will be used as a morning-shift sex toy? Junior Assistant Sex Toy under Chief Sex Toy J. Beiber Doll and Senior Assistant Sex Toy Random Dildo.

Posted by DRF on January 11, 2012 at 3:38 PM

I saw an ad, in a Macy's circular, naturally, for Justin Beiber scented lotion. I don't know if it smells like Justin Beiber, but I imagine Wm. S. Humphrey has some by his bedside,

Posted by Joe Glibmoron on January 11, 2012 at 5:00 PM

I also, suck at grammar

Posted by Joe Glibmoron on January 11, 2012 at 5:01 PM

I looked at Bijijoo's website and that person is seriously very incredible. Some PhD in something like biochemistry maybe? Plus working at some law firm plus like a thousand paintings that are all amazing. A joyous and colorful and varied human existence.

Posted by mtnlion on January 12, 2012 at 11:33 PM