"One day Santorum will join this gallery," writes Slog tipper Blair. My favorite person-to-noun:

Vidkun Quisling betrayed Norway to Nazi Germany and became leader of occupied Norway's collaborationist government. He was executed by firing squad by his countrymen after the war. His very name, quisling, has come to mean "traitor."

Sucked to be a non-collaborating Norwegian Quisling after the war, no doubt.