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Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Death / Life Heyyyyy! Nobel Prize Winning Bra Doesn't Come in A or Double-D Cup Sizes?

Posted by Kelly O on Wed, Jan 11, 2012 at 12:44 PM

But who will save the A's and Double-D's?

Kelly O
But who will save the A's and Double-D's?

What about this lady (right)? And, dammit, what about me?!? I don't want to die!

Read more about the Emergency Bra on Nerve.com.

And all you B, C, and D-cup ladies can buy the life-saving boulder holder right here.

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Also useful against booby traps.

Posted by yelahneb

on January 11, 2012 at 1:10 PM

Not Nobel Prize. Ig Nobel Prize. Totally the opposite thing.

Posted by APScott on January 11, 2012 at 1:14 PM

That's the Ig Nobel Prize, darlin'. There's a difference.

And what about us guys? How about a gas mask jock strap?

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty

on January 11, 2012 at 1:14 PM

@2, not totally opposite. Just, you know... different.

Posted by balderdash

on January 11, 2012 at 1:18 PM

How am I supposed to run from biological warfare braless? Fail.

Posted by Lilliable on January 11, 2012 at 1:25 PM

Can we get wirefree bras? I HATE ones with wire/plastic/padding/pushup stuff.

Posted by GlassMoon on January 11, 2012 at 1:27 PM

If this bra ever gets popular, you'll see a huge increase in the number gas attacks.

Posted by seandr on January 11, 2012 at 1:40 PM

5280, I think this is meant to be a functional undergarment. As in look at me, tits all perky inside my pretty pretty frilly brassiere. Oh no, the bad people in (insert bad people group here) have done something bad, and I need a gas mask. One with radon detection would be even more gooder! Fortunately, my pretty pretty frilly brassiere has both built in!

Note that of equal importance is the fact that women, delicate flowers that we are, never get sweaty or stinky, so putting the cups of our brassieres on our faces is sure to be very pleasant as well as life saving. Now, if you want to breathe through a sweaty jock strap that you just stripped off, I'm in complete support of you. Others, well, they might not agree. Fortunately, this multipurpose foundation garment has 2 cups. I would be happy to provide you with the spare, should the need arise.

Posted by catballou on January 11, 2012 at 1:56 PM

@ 2, 3 - NOT SAME? (wink! made ya look)

Posted by Kelly O on January 11, 2012 at 2:03 PM