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Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Comedy / Celeb Courtney Stodden's New Funny or Die Video (Is Not Very Funny)

Posted by Megan Seling on Wed, Jan 11, 2012 at 3:28 PM

Call me a prude (PRUDE!), but I don't think seeing Jason Alexander grope a fame-hungry 17-year-old girl is very funny. Especially with her 51-year-old husband sitting there. Especially after reading her Twitter feed.

The Donny Clay Show with Courtney Stodden from Jason Alexander

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She's the first person for whom I've wished a body-destroying pregnancy and birth.

Is this feeling wrong?

Posted by Allyn on January 11, 2012 at 3:43 PM

They just really don't get it do they? It's like someone told them that people would like them more if they had a sense of humor about themselves but this isn't humor. This is just sad.

Posted by ingopixel on January 11, 2012 at 3:46 PM

ugh. i'll skip it, but thanks.

Posted by mr. herriman on January 11, 2012 at 3:46 PM

Her tweets make for entertaining dramatic readings on The Soup.

Posted by opticsdoug on January 11, 2012 at 3:51 PM

That chick has a BANGIN' body.

Posted by seandr on January 11, 2012 at 3:51 PM

@seandr, she knows.

http://coedmagazine.com/2011/12/19/court…

Posted by mr. herriman on January 11, 2012 at 3:54 PM

p.s. ^ most likely NSFW, but regardless, you'd regret clicking on it.

Posted by mr. herriman on January 11, 2012 at 3:58 PM

@ 5, remember when you said you'd fuck my wife? Besides knowing that you couldn't induce anything in her but laughter (which wouldn't be brought out by your lame jokes), your taste in vapid, unattractive, fake-boob Barbie dolls ensures that you probably wouldn't want to try.

Posted by Matt from Denver on January 11, 2012 at 4:03 PM

That's not a 17-year-old girl. That's a 30-something fame hungry woman.

Posted by suddenlyorcas on January 11, 2012 at 4:12 PM

she made me realize that boobs are terrible.

Posted by ryanayr on January 11, 2012 at 4:36 PM

@1: Yes. She's appalling, but cut her some slack. She's practically a child.

Posted by Joe Glibmoron on January 11, 2012 at 4:53 PM

drinking age should be 18
plastic surgery age should be 21

Posted by Max Solomon on January 11, 2012 at 4:53 PM

If Jason Alexander isn't wealthy enough to buy a convincing toupée, nobody is.

Posted by Fred Casely on January 11, 2012 at 5:04 PM

Anyone who believes that woman is actually 17 years old (or anywhere in the vicinity) needs to get their prescription checked.

Posted by Doctor Memory

on January 11, 2012 at 5:16 PM

What boring people.

Posted by Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In on January 11, 2012 at 5:31 PM

@5: Oh right, I'm supposed to pretend she's ugly because she's a conventionally attractive tabloid persona. Or something like that.

I can never seem get the self-important pious liberal shtick quite right!

@6: That picture makes me want to eat her snatch.

Posted by seandr on January 11, 2012 at 5:35 PM

Oops. @5->@8

Posted by seandr on January 11, 2012 at 5:36 PM

I hope I can pull tail like that when I'm 51

hell, I wish I could now

Posted by Reader01 on January 11, 2012 at 5:50 PM

If I believed she was actually 17, I might find this offensive, but I don't. It's not funny, but I'm not bothered by it.

Posted by J from Oregon on January 11, 2012 at 5:50 PM

I get it. It's funny because the girl has big boobies and the guy who married her is old.

Posted by stuckie on January 11, 2012 at 5:58 PM

The funny thing is that the readership of SLOG can actually sit still and watch this past the bikini part.

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe

on January 11, 2012 at 6:07 PM

From the way he promotes (pimps) her, I get the impression her husband has a cuckolding fetish.

Posted by thatsnotright on January 11, 2012 at 6:19 PM

i would fuck the flying shit out of that bitch , even u homos gotta admit that shits hot . i cant wait for the porn with her in it . sex tape sex tape sex tape sex tape sex tape !

Posted by whatsbeckgottadowithit on January 12, 2012 at 9:28 AM

as for #1 you know dam well you thought the same shit about brittany spears in her hot years .

Posted by whatsbeckgottadowithit on January 12, 2012 at 9:29 AM

@24 I actually never thought about Brittany Spears much at all until the drug thing. She and I move in separate circles.

Posted by Allyn on January 12, 2012 at 12:47 PM

I am completely baffled that no one has noticed that she is ill! Has no one noticed that she is unable to stop moving? (purposeful movements used to cover uncontrollable movements)

Posted by subwlf on January 12, 2012 at 12:53 PM

Well, maybe I will retract the 'ill' statement. After looking some stuff up - tics are neurological and don't actually indicate a progressive disease. But still... How come I seem to be the only one to notice it!! lol...

Posted by subwlf on January 12, 2012 at 1:13 PM