
- Gregoire's State of State: Brought to you by some other person's big ideas.
You know a State of the State speech is going to be bad when it starts off by borrowing a motivational talking point from Thomas Friedman.
And yet, this is how Governor Chris Gregoire began today's address:
You know, I just read a great new book called “That Used to Be Us,” by Thomas Friedman and Michael Mandelbaum... For generation after generation, they write, America knew how to “win in the turns.”
Can you guess what happened next? Many, many turns of the "win in the turns" phrase, including: "It's our turn to win the turn!"
Lie me down in the turn and run me over now, please.
The governor's
uninspired speech was a reminder that
a) this is the
last time she's going to be doing this thing (hooray!) and
b) the state's problems are basically the same as they've been her entire second term. We have a budget hole to fill, we need new revenue, and it's nearly impossible to get new revenue passed because of Eyman's 2/3 requirement. Meanwhile, roads are falling apart, our children is not learning, we're about to close prisons and release inmates early to save money, and just about everything else you can think of is totally, thoroughly fucked.
Oh, but! This time Gregoire (finally) wants to pass a gay marriage bill. Which is great and about time. Also, she wants to levy a $1.50 fee on each barrel of oil produced in Washington state as a way to make oil companies pay for rebuilding transportation infrastructure. Which is a fine idea. Good luck, hope it all passes—along with her proposed half-penny sales tax increase to save basic state services—but man am I glad I never have to listen to her give a State of the State speech again.
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