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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Gold Star Comments of the Day...

Posted by on Tue, Jan 10, 2012 at 2:43 PM

...Go to a slate of commenters in Goldy's anti-cigar smoking post, in which he cites that "71 percent of Washington voters oppose amending the state's voter-approved smoking ban to allow cigars in bars, restaurants, and some retail stores."

Which prompted this comment:

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And this exchange:

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Their reasoning is flawless.

 

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SchmuckyTheCat 1
did it for the lulz.
Posted by SchmuckyTheCat on January 10, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Will in Seattle 2
That's why @15 got the win. Thanks for that, @12.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on January 10, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Fnarf 3
@2, @12 where?

You are the most worthless piece of shit human that ever drew a breath.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 10, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Will in Seattle 4
Sorry 11 and 15 not 12 and 15 durn those autocorrections.

@3 for the Whiny Bitch of the Year post!
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on January 10, 2012 at 3:06 PM
Fnarf 5
Typing '11' instead of '12' has nothing whatever to do with autocorrect.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 10, 2012 at 3:12 PM
Zebes 6
Huzzah, I'm quotable. Does this mean I now have enough clout to start endorsing presidential candidates?
Posted by Zebes http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html on January 10, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Will in Seattle 7
@6 yes. Hop over to #FixChat and weigh in now.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on January 10, 2012 at 3:28 PM
gloomy gus 8
I have a theory that Will is the living embodiment of autocorrect's opposite. It's as if every time he encounters a true thing he's unable to just let it into his memory - he has to take bits of it out and put others back in, make it his so it will stick in his brain. What he doesn't realize is that he's changed the thing so that it's not the accurate thing, it's the thing he made instead. It's his actual memory, but it's not of the true thing. He's a walking false memory machine. What do you call that? Autoenwrongification?
Posted by gloomy gus on January 10, 2012 at 3:47 PM
MacCrocodile 9
@6 - I'll endorse you if you endorse me.
Posted by MacCrocodile on January 10, 2012 at 3:48 PM
seandr 10
@9: You thinking what I'm thinking? Comedy duo!
Posted by seandr on January 10, 2012 at 4:21 PM
Zebes 11
@9

How scandalous!
Posted by Zebes http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html on January 10, 2012 at 4:22 PM
Ziggity 12
@8: Autodiscromulence.
Posted by Ziggity on January 10, 2012 at 4:23 PM
MacCrocodile 13
@10 - Well, I was thinking "sandwich and a nap" but "comedy duo" will do.
Posted by MacCrocodile on January 10, 2012 at 4:36 PM
seandr 14
@13: Hilarious rejoinder. We're unstoppable!
Posted by seandr on January 10, 2012 at 6:40 PM

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