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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Finally! The Newspaper Industry Becomes Competitive With E-Readers

Posted by on Tue, Jan 10, 2012 at 9:21 AM

Welcome to the 21st Century, gentlemen*:


*Hamster sold separately.

Curtsies to Slog tipper Tim.

 

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TreGibbs 1
Where do I buy this? It's amazing.
Posted by TreGibbs on January 10, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Reverse Polarity 2
That is fucking awesome.

It seems so much more haphazard and vaguely dangerous than most of these.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on January 10, 2012 at 9:48 AM
zombie eyes 3
@1, The All American Store.
Posted by zombie eyes on January 10, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Banna 4
Wait, does it make the hamster move to the other side of the cage by partially cooking it with a hairdryer?
Posted by Banna http://www.ucp.org on January 10, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Cienna Madrid 5
@4, the newspaper industry prefers that you call the hairdryer a hamster "warmer" not "cooker."

Posted by Cienna Madrid on January 10, 2012 at 9:53 AM
6
PETA is gonna be pissed about that hamster.
Posted by CrankyBacon on January 10, 2012 at 9:55 AM
AmyC 7
i loves me some rube goldberg in the morning.
Posted by AmyC on January 10, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 8

You laugh, but was thinking of building something like this for my Kindle, because when I'm on the treadmill it's a pain to have to hit the page turning button...and Kindle is bricked so you can't add a mouse or clicker to the usb port.

Maybe something like one of those old fashioned camera cable shutter releases...
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://yrihf.com on January 10, 2012 at 11:22 AM
9
@8, that isn't what bricked means..... *sigh*
Posted by justice54321 on January 10, 2012 at 12:04 PM
Knat 10
Gaw, some people are so LAZY.
Posted by Knat on January 10, 2012 at 2:06 PM
MacCrocodile 11
@6 - PeTA is going to be pissed about waking up in the morning.
Posted by MacCrocodile on January 10, 2012 at 3:37 PM

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