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Thursday, January 5, 2012

The Gates Foundation Building Is a Vapid Utopia

Posted by on Thu, Jan 5, 2012 at 8:28 AM

Critic at Bloomberg calls NBBJ's Gates Foundation building bland...

Artifacts from many countries hang on the wall and strategically placed screens play videos of work being done, but they are background ambience, not front and center. The place is almost aggressively impersonal, as if any meaningful architectural gesture might offend someone or be read as colonialist bullying.
A visitor center will open next year, but it’s conceived as a museum, and may feel like a defense against interested citizens rather than an invitation to them.

The default to blandness is a lost opportunity.

Blame for the blandness? Probably all involved: the clients, the firm, and the city itself. Seattle knows lost opportunities like nobody's business.


The building appears to be a mirror of our town. For example, what do we see in the future visitor center: "...it’s conceived as a museum, and may feel like a defense against interested citizens rather than an invitation to them"? If you live in Seattle, you will recognize this instantly: It's the architectural expression of being passive–aggressive.

 

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Ever been in a bank?
Posted by SweetDarkLord on January 5, 2012 at 8:37 AM
undead ayn rand 2
Isn't the Gates Foundation mostly for international concerns? I suppose they're more interested with looking impressive for foreign or Federal visitors than they are mingling with Seattleites.
Posted by undead ayn rand on January 5, 2012 at 8:56 AM
Kris 3
The Gates Foundation building is primarily a bank, isn't it? I was walking around it the other day at night and the design and security around it reminded me of some of the biggest banks in Switzerland. The whole purpose of the foundation is to funnel massive amounts of money out to various global projects, seems to me all the other architectural design choices are a pretense for the giant bank vault below it.
Posted by Kris on January 5, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 4
Hah.

I actually love it.

It's a slap in the face to Urbists because he basically brought a Microsoft campus building...complete with greenspace...into a solid wall of structures that use every last square inch.

Maybe this is a sign of Seattle's inevitable surubanization, or a humorous insider joke (always the possibility where the Founding Families are concerned) that Microsoft could, would have been in downtown Seattle if the taxes weren't so dam high...
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://www.you-read-it-here-first.com on January 5, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Original Andrew 5
I'm okay with it except for the exterior (limestone?) cladding. The horizontal sheets of rock clash terribly with the windows and general horizontal massing of the structures. Plus the gold-ish color would be far more appropriate in a Southwestern US location and is completely incongruous with the local color palette. WTF were they thinking?
Posted by Original Andrew on January 5, 2012 at 9:52 AM
6
Ah, the local color palette.... At last count, it was 13 shades of beige. And then I cried, and wiped my tears on the bumpy spray stucco.
Posted by SweetDarkLord on January 5, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Original Andrew 7
@ 6

I was thinking more along the general lines of blue, green, white, silver, brown, etc, which are colors that are pleasantly coherent with the natural and built environment. A nearby successful example of a similar-style building that is better integrated into the neighborhood is 2901 3rd Avenue, across the street from the Pacific Science Center on Denny.
Posted by Original Andrew on January 5, 2012 at 10:13 AM
Max Solomon 8
well, just tear it down and start over. and have that critic lead the design presentations with the client. i'm sure he'd do a much better job than nbbj.
Posted by Max Solomon on January 5, 2012 at 10:20 AM
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i think 'blandness' might have been the gates foundation's intent. who the hell hires NBBJ for showy buildings? they routinely throw up competent but rather banal buildings. if gates foundation had wanted something with kick, they would have gone with herzog & de meuron, SANAA, ingenhoven, etc.

though i will agree the color and material selection on this building may be the worst i've seen since michael grave's portland building.
Posted by nabjab on January 5, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Fnarf 10
I've been waiting for this. Someone needs to attack this building. It is the worst, least urban building built inside a city in the past forty or fifty years.

Bailo's priorities are inside out as always, but he has inadvertently nailed the premise of this building: it is the suburban Microsoft campus brought into the city. It even LOOKS like a virus, with it's spinning hook shapes ready to latch on and infect the city around it.

What does this building say to the city around it? It says "stay away". There's no retail presence, no street presence at all. It's like a fractured Pentagon, only the war it is planning is on the city that surrounds it. It might as well have a moat.

Beige walls doesn't even begin to touch on what's wrong with this monstrosity. Charles is exactly right: it is an expression of passive-agressivity, the kind that sucks the soul out of the suburbs of Seattle, not Seattle itself. It has absolutely nothing to do with Seattle itself.

Pure evil. Look at those green spaces. Look at how it meets the street.

@3, there is no "bank vault". It's a parking garage. The Foundation doesn't have piles of cash on the premises. This is not a building one can walk to (or from). The people who work here won't be allowed to eat lunch in the neighborhood; they'll be in the safe interior cafeteria, eating what the Gateses tell them to eat. Like high school.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 5, 2012 at 10:23 AM
wisepunk 11
One of my best friends worked on that building. From the stories I heard...well, I don't want to get him or her in trouble.
Posted by wisepunk on January 5, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Max Solomon 12
@10: if your analysis is correct, it has met the client's goals perfectly. and that is an architect's job.
Posted by Max Solomon on January 5, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Fnarf 13
@12, which is why most architects should be shot.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 5, 2012 at 10:54 AM
14
For good or ill, you have to love the almost novelistic tale that is told on 5th Ave. Our two most famous billionairs have built monuments to their awesomeness within spitting distance of each other and both buildings couldn't better reflect their personalities.
Posted by Westside forever on January 5, 2012 at 10:56 AM
zombie eyes 15
BSOD failures on those strategically placed screens should spice things up occasionally.
Posted by zombie eyes on January 5, 2012 at 11:08 AM
Fnarf 16
@14, I never thought of it that way. Brilliant.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 5, 2012 at 12:10 PM
17
@10,

And also consider where they put it. There aren't many places in Seattle better suited to their mission of closing employees off from the surrounding neighborhood. That monstrosity is surrounded by parking lots, Seattle Center, and Aurora, and pedestrian access at Fifth and Mercer is shit. Ever tried to walk to Dexter from there?
Posted by keshmeshi on January 5, 2012 at 12:27 PM
undead ayn rand 18
@10: "Bailo's priorities are inside out as always"

Is Bailo SRoTU? That explains so much.
Posted by undead ayn rand on January 5, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Fnarf 19
@17, and of course the city is trying to solve that problem, but first they allowed this monstrosity in.

@18, yup.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 5, 2012 at 12:57 PM
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@14: wonderful analysis...that really does explain so much.
Posted by gnossos on January 5, 2012 at 1:21 PM
Max Solomon 21
@13: i didn't know you were an architect.
Posted by Max Solomon on January 5, 2012 at 1:57 PM

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