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Thursday, January 5, 2012

Transportation / Sex / Life Heavy Petting on Light Rail

Posted by on Thu, Jan 5, 2012 at 1:08 PM

"Not sure if it is too late to report, but on Thursday, Dec 29, I had the joy of being the only other person on the light rail car when a couple got on at Benaroya," writes Hot Tipper Katy. "By the time we got to the ID, the lady had put her coat over her head and was going down on her male companion. This was in the middle of the day. Boy was that awkward. Had to share. I got off at the next stop. Happy new year!"

 

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yelahneb 1
That sucks! Hard to believe it's come to this - you should have told that jerk to get off.
Posted by yelahneb http://www.strangebutharmless.com on January 5, 2012 at 1:17 PM
ryanayr 2
I don't know, maybe you should have said something. Like: "Hey, knock it the fuck off"
Posted by ryanayr on January 5, 2012 at 1:24 PM
3
He probably got off at the next stop too.
Posted by Andyrew on January 5, 2012 at 1:28 PM
4
@1,2,3: beat me to the punch.
Posted by Chicago Fan on January 5, 2012 at 1:35 PM
dwightmoodyforgetsthings 5
I'm pretty sure a blowjob is not "heavy petting." I think "heavy petting" is all hands.
Posted by dwightmoodyforgetsthings http://www.reddit.com/r/spaceclop on January 5, 2012 at 1:38 PM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 6

I heard you can use your ORCA card to pay for oral sex now...cost goes up based the number of stations before you pop the bubbly.
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://yrihf.com on January 5, 2012 at 3:13 PM
seandr 7
Awesome!

Reminds me of a HUMP entry from a few years back featuring a couple fucking on every sacred landmark in Seattle, including the monorail.

Posted by seandr on January 5, 2012 at 3:36 PM
8
link or it never happened.

Also LOL@3 well played.
Posted by Anon Banon on January 5, 2012 at 3:39 PM
laterite 9
@seandr: that sounds freaking hot, dude! Did they manage to get nekkid or remain furtively clothed?
Posted by laterite on January 5, 2012 at 5:39 PM

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