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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Thanks for the Mammaries

Posted by on Wed, Jan 4, 2012 at 8:17 AM

Mammary clouds appeared over our city on Monday...

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  • Kevin Shurtluff
Kevin Shurtluff spotted them from the water taxi terminal in West Seattle. I saw them above Columbia City around 2 pm. These slow and dark breasts were later replaced by lower and unimpressive clouds that rained cats and dogs.

 

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1
I'm pretty sure they're called mammatus clouds.
Posted by Justin on January 4, 2012 at 8:19 AM
2
As a meteorologist, I have to agree with Justin.
Posted by AKTheresa on January 4, 2012 at 8:27 AM
Renton Mike 3
@1 Yes, but naming them correctly would mean a lower click rate.
Posted by Renton Mike on January 4, 2012 at 8:30 AM
4
As a conspicuously breasted woman, I have to say those clouds were obviously named by some dude because they look more like an x-ray of breast tissue than actual breasts. They appear rather more like warty, cancerous clumps than anything else.

Meteorologists: tell me, are there cock or scrotus clouds? Officially, I mean.
Posted by femwanderluster on January 4, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Mahtli69 5
@1 But this is Charles.
Posted by Mahtli69 on January 4, 2012 at 9:40 AM
aardvark 6
boobies! hey guys boobies!

i love tits, but this doesnt make me think of them.
Posted by aardvark on January 4, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Confluence 7
@4

FTW
Posted by Confluence on January 4, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Fnarf 8
Only the one in dead center looks like a boob to me.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 4, 2012 at 11:02 AM
Renée Krulich (Nay) 9
@4 <3
Posted by Renée Krulich (Nay) on January 4, 2012 at 11:12 AM
venomlash 10
Saw a bunch of sky gazongas in Montana. No, they really don't look like any shoulder boulders I've seen.
Posted by venomlash on January 4, 2012 at 11:28 AM
Zebes 11
>slow and dark breasts

hot
Posted by Zebes http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html on January 4, 2012 at 11:43 AM
12
They actually look somewhat like full mammary glands as seen through the skin on the breasts of a lactating human female having a 'let down'. I'm wondering if that's what Charles was thinking, or if that's where the name comes from.
Posted by Jude Fawley on January 4, 2012 at 12:12 PM
Dougsf 13
Utterly beautiful.
My jokes sure are fresh.
Posted by Dougsf on January 4, 2012 at 1:21 PM
Geni 14
Looks more like saggy ballsacks to me.
Posted by Geni on January 4, 2012 at 2:25 PM

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