I didn't take my driver's test until January 2, 1980, more than eight months past my 16th birthday. Not having a car, I didn't much see the point, plus, I figured a drivers license would merely be an invitation to my parents to have me cart my younger sister around. But mostly, I was just terrified of the other drivers.
As a young driver I would fantasize about those early scenes in Charlton Heston's 1971 classic sci-fi flick, The Omega Man, in which Heston drives blissfully through the deserted streets of post-plague Los Angeles. If only driving was always like that, I'd think to myself, but no, my roads and highways were constantly filled with stupid-fucking rude/angry/drunk/incompetent assholes.
Driving is easy. Avoiding the other drivers is not. And while my generally cautious and defensive driving style helped me through the next 32 years without a single traffic accident, I've had plenty of close calls, both as a driver, a passenger, a cyclist, and a pedestrian.
And that is why I oppose permissive gun laws.
Many, many of the drivers on our roads are a goddamn hazard, and yet presumably all of them were trained, tested, and licensed to drive. So why the fuck would I want these same people walking around armed—concealed or open carry—with absolutely no training requirement at all? Our roads and highways are dangerous and anxiety provoking enough; I don't want to have to worry about whether the idiot next to me on the sidewalk, or in the Starbucks, or at a bar, a beach, or a park is fucking armed. And I sure as hell don't want to have to arm myself in defense against the idiotic actions of some gun-toting asshole.
Study after study shows that there is a strong statistical correlation between gun availability and injury or death by firearms. Gun related accidents, suicides, and homicides all increase with gun availability. Anecdotes aside, in aggregate, guns don't make us safer. They just don't.
I know a lot of you think it's your Constitutional right to walk around armed to the teeth, wholly unencumbered by government regulation, despite the fact that given its caveat filled language, that hardly seems the original intent of the 2nd Amendment's framers. But 2nd Amendment or no, I don't want it! You are endangering me and my family, as well as yourselves, and nothing short of a bullet (or, I suppose, a recklessly driven car) will stop me from using whatever platform I have to advocate for a more sensible and civilized approach toward gun regulation.
So those of you who are simply outraged that I would dare use a gun-related tragedy to question the wisdom of our gun culture, well, you can all shove your sanctimonious bullshit back up your ass.
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And quit linking to completely discredited studies, too
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Unless you are willing to come disarm me yourself, please stop writing in public about how you want to make me defenseless.
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