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Tuesday, January 3, 2012

And the Drunk of the Year Winner Is....

Posted by on Tue, Jan 3, 2012 at 10:42 AM

The results are in, the poll is closed, and a winner has been declared! The drunk you'll see on the cover of tomorrow's Regrets issue is...

Guy Stuck in a Traffic Barrel!

It was a very, very close race. Traffic barrel guy won over Soap Lake Sarah by only 26 votes.

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Congrats, Mr. Guy Stuck in a Traffic Barrel! Be sure to pick up a copy of tomorrow's paper to see him in all his cover-boy glory.

 

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gloomy gus 1
Great, the skinny boy in Adidas got more votes from us artisanal-ice-creamery types on Slog. But I am thrilled the true winner Soap Lake Sarah managed to get so close! I am calling that a victory, considering.
Posted by gloomy gus on January 3, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Fnarf 2
@1, I agree, Soap Lake Sarah was vastly superior than the frat boy, who didn't even look that drunk to me, just stupid.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 3, 2012 at 11:20 AM
Vince 3
@2 Next year he's head first in a trash can.
Posted by Vince on January 3, 2012 at 11:22 AM
merry 4
All of my votes were for Soap Lake Sarah. :(

I wish there were some way to contact her, to let her know she's runner-up... You know, in case the DOTY Winner is unable to fulfill his winner's obligations for whatever reason, she can step up and assume the, uh.. position...
Posted by merry on January 3, 2012 at 11:26 AM
Will in Seattle 5
@2 is correct that @1 is right.

I voted for the other one, but you have so few het male voters.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on January 3, 2012 at 12:12 PM
6
@2 so by the look of his shoes you have deduced that this guy is in a frat and not really drunk?
Posted by Clarence on January 3, 2012 at 4:12 PM

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