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Tuesday, January 3, 2012

2012 / At Large Anybody Want to Buy a Bus?

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Jan 3, 2012 at 11:45 AM

This big bastard is just spewing fossil fuels into the atmosphere behind a hotel in downtown Des Moines. I'm thinking the owner might be looking to sell in a week or two. You could probably haggle with her and get a really good deal.

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It's either leased or owned by one of her corporate sponsors.

Posted by Brooklyn Reader on January 3, 2012 at 11:49 AM

I bet the staffers are already halfway through their flasks.

Posted by Free Lunch on January 3, 2012 at 11:56 AM

Maybe she & Marcus will Thelma & Louise themselves. Are there any cliffs in Iowa?

Posted by very bad homo on January 3, 2012 at 12:07 PM

You will never get the smell of semen out of there.

Posted by MacCrocodile on January 3, 2012 at 12:15 PM

@3 There are in about 250 years when James T. Kirk becomes a young boy. As for present day Iowa... no idea.

Posted by nicholaus on January 3, 2012 at 12:19 PM

Somewhere there is a gay porn producer who has 250,000 dollars to spend on a new mobile gay porn studio, I hope.

Posted by ryanayr on January 3, 2012 at 12:19 PM

Just like the cars in a rap video, it's rented.
Since it's essentially a tour bus, there is already a very long history of debauchery that's occurred on it before old crazy eyes plastered her stickers on it.

Posted by SPG on January 3, 2012 at 12:41 PM