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Media / Religion / Science Tri-City Man Proves Noah's Flood Was Real!
Posted by Goldy on Mon, Jan 2, 2012 at 9:32 AM
It's a good thing we still have daily newspapers to inform the public about important things like scientific facts. I mean, how else would the readers of the Tri-City Herald know that, contrary to popular myth, there's clear, irrefutable evidence that the Earth is only thousands (not billions) of years old, just like the Christian Bible says it is, without the neutral, objective, well-researched, fair and balanced reporting of journalist John Trumbo?
A swirling, twisting sandstone formation in northern Arizona is evidence of Noah's flood, says a West Richland man who recently visited the unusual geologic phenomenon.
Greg Morgan, a nuclear safety engineer at Hanford, said he was amazed to see sandstone resembling waves, whirlpools and reversing currents that appear to have been frozen in place.
Morgan's photographs of The Wave and his article, "Flood Currents Frozen in Stone," are in the latest issue of Answers magazine, a quarterly publication of Answers in Genesis, a Christian creation research organization based in Petersburg, Ky. The nonprofit organization's 70,000-square-foot facility also houses the Creation Museum. Mike Matthews, editor of Answers, said the way the layers of sandstone came to rest at Paria Canyon "fits with the viewpoint that these are flood layers."
See, we can trust Morgan's geological expertise, because he's a "nuclear safety engineer" (just like Homer Simpson), and besides, that guy from the Creation Museum concurs! And in case you're still not convinced, Trumbo also consults an actual geologist (who also happens to work at the Creation Museum), and he agrees that this is convincing evidence of Noah's flood.
There, then. It's settled. No need to give ink to any of those fringe "old Earth" geologists, as Trumbo rightly disparages them.
Thank you, Tri-City Herald, for keeping your readers so well informed.
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https://www.google.com/search?aq=2&oq=wa…
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this is the kind of person that calls you closed minded for laughing at his fantasies, er ideas.
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Hey, maybe he could work for The Stranger. . . .
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She said you have to get a permit to go there and that the permits are quite difficult to get.
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Even obscure German philosophers are (usually) reality-based. Particularly about scientifically-confirmed subjects that are outside their own areas of expertise.
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Geologist Steve Austin, Ph.D., shares with you the exciting results of his explorations on Mount St. Helens and its adjacent Spirit Lake
* Relive the 1980 eruption.
* Observe geologic structures formed rapidly (strata, canyons, log deposits, etc.)
* Apply what is seen to understand the origins of other geologic features (Grand Canyon, Yellowstone, coal deposits, etc.)
* Contemplate the significance of the volcano to our views of Earth, Noah's Flood, man and God. Approx. Time 58 Min.
Appx time it took me to turn the sound off 58 Sec.
Excellent helicopter footage, unfortunately no dinosaurs.
Evil(tm) Evolutionist
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What our intrepid engineer has "found" is the well-known Jurassic sand dunes so beautifully exposed at Zion National Park.
The proof of the sand dune origin is in the distribution of the size of the sand grains.
Well sorted grains indicate a smaller range of the energy (wind) that sorted the grains. Water laid material has a wider distribution of the grains sizes.
To head off thase that will ask "Are you a geologist"
Answer Yes, 35 year's worth.
http://www.earthscienceworld.org/images/…
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This isn't entirely relevant to this issue, but you can get well-sorted marine sediments from, say, a river delta, where the current slowly dissipates, allowing the heavier particles to settle out first, followed by the smaller and smaller grains as you get further from shore. A better way to put it would be that poor sorting tends to be the result of sudden and violent transport, such as storm or landslide deposits. At least that's the way I learned it. (Geo/bio student, 3rd year undergrad.)
As to the poor sorting resulting from violent transport, Not only would the sorting be poor, but the sand grains would also have cobbles and boulders mixed with it.
None of that is seen in the Navajo.
As to the pictures, the first URL seemed to be cut off. Try
http://www.earthscienceworld.org/imageba…
and search for Navajo. The best offering is of Checkerboard Mesa. If you can, read the sign there.
http://www.earthscienceworld.org/imageba…
Another good one is:
Photo ID: ho7gru
You will have to go to the third collection unless you can find a way to go directly.
Regards,
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