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News & ArtsThursday, December 29, 2011
Sex / Drugs / Retail That Seems Really Unhygienic to Me
Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, Dec 29, 2011 at 2:00 PM
Slog tipper Joe says "I think it would be in Slog's wheelhouse to review this." The Peter Piper Pecker Puffer (link NSFW) is described as follows:
A glass dildo that is also a pipe. Let your imagination take control and bring your relationship to the next level. Measures ten inches overall, the dildo is eight inches and pipe part is two inches.
It costs 32 dollars, marked down from $42.66. If any Slog readers tries it out—hell, maybe some of you could throw in and split the costs if you're willing to, you know, share—you'll have to be sure to let us know what you think.
2
The whole idea of a glass dildo - it seems to me - screams a painful, embarrassing emergency room visit.
4
C'mon Slog, put your money where your mouth is and put some research dollars out there. It's science!
5
@2/3...unless you're into serious dildo-slamming play, they're actually generally safer. Non-porous, easier to clean...plus you can freeze them =)
/worked in the business
/"The more you know..."
/worked in the business
/"The more you know..."
7
I worked in the cannabis industry for a while, and this isn't so much unhygienic as just cheap and stupid. Clearly some employee at the dildo factory got stoned and thought he had a chocolate+peanut butter epiphany with pipes and dildos. Really it looks like an exceedingly cheap pipe badly attached to a substandard dildo. My big concern would be the pipe lacks the durability of the dildo and so could easily break off, and that might land someone in the ER. Also would not want to get resin in any other orifice besides the one I talk through.
8
Sweetie, would you be a dear and shove this thin-walled glass dildo up your yin-yang so I can apply a flame to the other end? What? No, a flame, you know, to light the pot! No, come on! What could go wrong? It'll be, uh, fun! Hey, stop hitting me!
9
I personally don't possess a vagina, but if I did, I would keep this thing out of it. Even if I found potsmoking incredibly arousing. Nothing about this seems like a good idea.
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