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Religion Noontime Quikster: "You spared the rod and spoiled the child who is my husband."
Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Dec 28, 2011 at 12:03 PM
Tigers! Pythons! Godlessness! This Home Safe trailer, which came via Christian Nightmares, has it all:
I like to think this movie was directed by Stanley Kubrick in the middle of a lost weekend, and that it concludes with an LSD-soaked grandpa shaving a crucifix into the tiger's side in the middle of a spanking orgy set to music by the Chombies, a little-known Christian Zombies cover band.
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