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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

2012 / Savage Love Headline of the Day

Posted by on Wed, Dec 28, 2011 at 10:52 PM

Philly.com:

phillycomheadline.jpg

That can't be good—whether we're talking lower or upper case, no one wants to see that shit surging from behind in Iowa or anyplace else. Eesh.

 

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1
Depends.
Posted by PaulBarwick on December 28, 2011 at 11:10 PM
2
teeheee
Posted by pacnwjay on December 28, 2011 at 11:14 PM
3
May be good for the Dems, Dan
Posted by Democrat1234 on December 28, 2011 at 11:18 PM
4
grow up
Posted by swearengen 2 on December 28, 2011 at 11:20 PM
5
Don't be too worried. It won't be long before Santorum starts sliding in the polls.
Posted by Napoleon XIV on December 28, 2011 at 11:40 PM
6
With all of the flax seed and fiber that constituency consumes, it's not surprising.
Posted by kinaidos on December 29, 2011 at 12:00 AM
7
@5 Did you mean to say "sliding on the poles"?
Posted by cracked on December 29, 2011 at 12:23 AM
Will in Seattle 8
He got it all over the Ron Paul.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on December 29, 2011 at 12:30 AM
blackhook 9
Santorum should be arrested for foisting his filthy name on the unsuspecting public.
Posted by blackhook on December 29, 2011 at 1:12 AM
10
these headlines almost write themselves
Posted by jackseattle on December 29, 2011 at 1:24 AM
11
and the ten year olds in the back of the class continue to giggle at their poo jokes.
here's one that is a little more intellectually challenging for you, Danny (it is 5th grade humor....)

Can you spell the name of the country whose capital is Baghdad?
Posted by get it? U R a Q! uwahahahahahahahahaha!! on December 29, 2011 at 4:29 AM
12
so Danny, licked any Iowa doorknobs lately?

(cum on and tell,
we won't rat you out to your parole officer....)
Posted by hey! I was only 38 when that happened! Fuck Off! on December 29, 2011 at 4:32 AM
sissoucat 13
It's about time we see a "wiped out" Santorum headline. This think is getting ugly.
Posted by sissoucat on December 29, 2011 at 4:52 AM
YanaBanana 14
Regrettably, I was eating when I read this.

Ugh.
Posted by YanaBanana on December 29, 2011 at 6:01 AM
15
I laughed.
Posted by Brooklyn Reader on December 29, 2011 at 7:14 AM
16
I wan't to see the headline "Santorum cleaned up in Iowa"

Or maybe "Ron Paul wipes the floor with Santorum"
Posted by jnonymous on December 29, 2011 at 7:15 AM
17
You should really stop spewing that vile shit.
Posted by Ivan on December 29, 2011 at 7:29 AM
18
TIME looked at the potential for Santorum coming out on top and called it "indescribably delicious."

http://swampland.time.com/2011/12/29/5-d…
Posted by siduri on December 29, 2011 at 7:43 AM
Rob in Baltimore 19
Every time I hear santorum, I imagine this sound.

http://soundfxnow.com/sound-fx/squishy-s…
Posted by Rob in Baltimore http://www.wishbookweb.com/ on December 29, 2011 at 7:47 AM
20
@19, I had to download that. :-)
Posted by ankylosaur on December 29, 2011 at 8:05 AM
Chris in Vancouver WA 21
Jeez, you get the right to marry, and you start thinking you don't need to enemize anymore.
Posted by Chris in Vancouver WA on December 29, 2011 at 8:16 AM
22
So, doesn't santorum surge from Danny's leaky incontinent behind pretty much every where, every time he coughs?
Posted by oldnews on December 29, 2011 at 8:17 AM
23
grow up
Posted by Swearengen on December 29, 2011 at 9:31 AM
24
FYI- that was written by the paper's liberal blogger, so the headline was quite possibly intentional.
Posted by Brian D on December 29, 2011 at 9:52 AM
venomlash 25
Oh look, it's THIS thread again.
Posted by venomlash on December 29, 2011 at 10:00 AM
26
MSNBC.com reports that: "Perry slams surging Santorum"

And yet kids are still not allowed to pray in schools
Posted by laslow on December 29, 2011 at 11:45 AM
MichaelPgh 27
A rising Santorum floats all boats.

Remember when the Republicans fixed the economy? Me neither.
Posted by MichaelPgh http://www.facebook.com/michael.west.pgh on December 29, 2011 at 2:17 PM
28
So Caucus for Schmucks now has Santorum surging from behind? Just one?
Posted by MT from CC on December 29, 2011 at 10:14 PM

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