Haven't We Suffered Enough? Americans, who filled the nation's malls before Christmas, fill nation's malls after Christmas.

Stupid Fucks: Stupid fucks riot at stupid fucking mall over stupid fucking rumor or something.

And He Is Telling You, He's Not Going: Putin won't call for review of results of recent election, borrows a talking point from OWS critics.

Squirrel Isn't Good Enough For Him? Isn't pheasant hunting kind of elitist? Isn't it something the royals do at Sandringham? Anyway, Rick Santorum shot some birds yesterday.

GOP Clown Car: Texas taxpayers footing bill for Rick Perry's campaign (socialism! socialism!), Gingrich lied about his first divorce, Paul won't pee in a bowl that a gay man has peed in, Michel Bachmann still crazy after all these jeers, Jon Huntsman not crazy enough for base, and William Kristol begs someone who isn't Newtromneyrickrickmichelejon to jump in the race.

Eleven Years: Swedish journalists jailed in Ethiopia.

Subsidizing Failure: Perhaps states should reconsider showering failing businesses with tax breaks?

520 Tolling Starts Thursday: Slated to last for 40 years.

Just Give Cash: Americans have failed to claim $41 billion—billion—in gift cards since 2005.

Jinkx Monsoon steals "Ladies Who Lunch" from Elaine Stritch: