OMG, you guys! American Horror Story is SO INSANE! And last night's season finale was the "insane-iest"! Hit the jump for my thoughts on this episode, and be sure to add your comments to the... ummm... you know, "comments." LET'S DO THIS!

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Okay, here's what I'm thinking...

1) There were so many twists, turns and surprises in this episode, I'm not sure where to start—except I just have to say I really appreciate there's a show that doesn't give two shits about killing off characters and keeping their audience guessing. It's disorienting at times... but ultimately awesome.

2) So I totally thought Ben was gonna off himself, but it was so much better that evil skank girlfriend Hadyn did it for him.

3) And is it just me, or is the ghost of a stillborn baby waaaaaaaaaaaay creepier than any adult ghostie?

4) Anyway, with Ben now dead, and Viv no longer acting like an angry b-hole, the house can be re-occupied—by Los Spanish Harmons! En espanol! Overall, I liked Los Spanish Harmons (they like sex in the kitchen, I like sex in the kitchen), and it's too bad Ben and Viv "Beetlejuiced" them into leaving. Oh, well! Put up the "for sale" sign again... for the billionth time.

5) By the way, if Jessica Lange doesn't win a goddamn Emmy for this episode, there is no god. Wait... she should win regardless.

6) Another fave scene was the psychological chess match between Tate and Ben, where Tate was all "Boo-hoo-hoo, no one understands me for raping your wife" and Ben was all like, "Oh, shut up, crybaby—you raped my wife! But... I just can't resist ya, you big galoot."

7) Not a b-hole anymore Viv snakes the stillborn baby (AKA "noisy monster"... good name! Better than "Elsie" anyway) away from Mrs. Montgomery, and ding, dong, ding! The family is back together, everyone's happy, and this is gonna be the best Christmas EVER, you guys!

8) Of course, Constance got away with the living baby and (title card!) THREE YEARS LATER, she's going on and on about how awesome being a mommy is... except for the, you know, murdering the nanny and covering the kitchen with blood sort of thing. Oh, well... ANTICHRISTS WILL BE ANTICHRISTS.

9) I have no idea where season two is gonna go from here... and I can't wait to find out! Any predictions from YOU, smartypants?

UPDATE: Here's creator Ryan Murphy's season finale exit interview!