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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Drugs If This Had Been Found Behind The Stranger...

Posted by Dominic Holden on Wed, Dec 21, 2011 at 12:57 PM

...would we have called the cops?

[P]olice were called to Capitol Hill's Insomniax Coffee Tuesday afternoon after an employee reported finding a briefcase full of marijuana left behind at the 15th Ave E cafe... No word yet on how the reported drugs ended up in the coffee shop on the Group Health Capitol Hill campus.

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there are 0 comments because it's such a ridiculous question

of course not

Posted by Swearengen on December 21, 2011 at 1:16 PM

"police hauled it off to the evidence room a little after 4p"

A little after 4? Like, around 4:20?!?!?!

Haw haw

Posted by carriemcc on December 21, 2011 at 1:28 PM

That's a lot of evidence for... wait. Nothing? What do you want to bet most of that disappears from police custody?

Posted by Brooklyn Reader on December 21, 2011 at 1:29 PM

Well of course! You would have reported finding an empty briefcase.

Posted by yelahneb

on December 21, 2011 at 1:50 PM

Dang, I wish I'd had a doctor's appointment today.

Then again, who knows who might come looking for a briefcase full of drugs? Not sure it'd be worth the risk.

Posted by balderdash

on December 21, 2011 at 2:15 PM

Yes, you would have called the cops. Not to report the find, mind you, but to ask if they could bring some donuts.

Posted by Looking For a Better Read on December 21, 2011 at 2:30 PM

I worked at that coffee shop for exactly 9 hours and then I quit because they a) don't give a fuck about their coffee and b) are all kinda weird. Had I toughed it out and been the on to find that briefcase I would not have called the cops.

Posted by care bear on December 21, 2011 at 3:03 PM

this never happens to me :(

Posted by whatsbeckgottadowithit on December 21, 2011 at 3:20 PM