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Chow Why Pizza Bagel Bites are the Most "Extreme"
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Dec 19, 2011 at 11:41 AM
Why do I, Wm. Steven Humphrey, love Ore-Ida Pizza Bagel Bites? Because...
PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ahem.
PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
1
I still sing this pretty much every time I make pizza. I mean, pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
3
yes, but since the invention of the pizza bagel they have invented the pizza cone http://www.readthehook.com/files/wordpre… and even video pizza http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RSCSw_Vw…
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4
I loved these things. They beat the hell out of pizza pockets, which were basically mouth-searing lumps of glutinous bleached pasty flour stuffed with sodium.
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