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Friday, December 16, 2011

TV Rob Lowe in GREATEST LIFETIME MOVIE EVAHRRR!!!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Dec 16, 2011 at 12:49 PM

Sometimes life is a bottomless pit of shit-filled despair. But other times? IT IS JUST SO AMAZING I WANT TO DRY HUMP THE SKY!!! Today is one of those days, my friends, because the Lifetime network (home of the most hilariously bad chick flicks known to womankind—remember Mother, May I Sleep with Danger? starring TORI MOTHERCLUCKING SPELLING???) has just released its new trailer for the upcoming Drew Peterson: Untouchable TV movie (premiering Jan 21) starring Rob Lowe from ~~Community~~ Parks and Recreation and St. Elmo's Fire!

I could try to describe the beauty that's wrapped up within this trailer, but I would just end up beating the shit out of any word that attempted to describe how awesome this is. OKAY! PANT, PANT! I'M HYPERVENTILATING, AND I'M HYPERBOLIC. In reality, it's not that good. It's fan-fucking-tastic!

Oh, just watch for the love of Christ.

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Rob Lowe is on Parks and Recreation, not Community.

Posted by John (not McCain) on December 16, 2011 at 1:03 PM

Wow. I have been this chilled by casting-against-type since Mark Harmon played Ted Bundy!

Posted by Bub on December 16, 2011 at 1:13 PM

Why is Ron Johnson mad at that lady?

Posted by Mr. Happy Sunshine on December 16, 2011 at 1:20 PM

I think you meant "Parks and Recreation" rather than "Community".
And @3- Bahahaha!!!!

Posted by Duvall-ite on December 16, 2011 at 1:22 PM

@3 Ron Swanson? But I had the same thought! :-)

I think he's mad because he thought she was Mare Winningham and this was a St. Elmo's Fire remake, but then he realized his mistake.

Posted by westendgirl29 on December 16, 2011 at 1:30 PM

He'll always be Sam Seaborn.

SAM!!! Leo wants to see you in his office NOW!!!

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on December 16, 2011 at 1:42 PM

Is he a bad garage door repairman? Did she report him to the BBB?

Posted by Jen in Madison on December 16, 2011 at 2:02 PM

Whew, for a second there I was afraid I would be subjected to this when I visit my mom next weekend (her television is apparently permanently stuck on Lifetime Channel, because that's all she ever seems to watch).

Posted by COMTE

on December 16, 2011 at 2:13 PM

I know what you mean about life's great surprises.

For example, today at Safeway, I bought some frozen Buffalo "style" Strips (capitalization as printed).

I thought these can't be good...but not only are they microwavable...they are tongue tangily good! And to further my surprise with simple cheap food, I bought a $3 jar of Kraft Buttermilk dressing for dipping...and when I opened it, the label on the neck told me it had no HFCS.

It is like we are on the verge of a new Utopia where cheap food can be good, tasty...and fun. Imagine not having to think any more about trivial things like nutrition.

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