I promise that I will not recommend this book to you.
Tomorrow afternoon at 3 pm, I'll be sitting in a holiday advice booth at University Book Store. What does this mean for you? It means you can come and ask me for free book shopping recommendations. Need a novel for your cool teenage nephew who really dug the Dragonlance series but is now drifting away from books? Want to get your mom to quit talking about how great The Help was? Looking for a great comic book for your girlfriend? I will happily assist you in finding the perfect book.
I'll be at the advice booth for about an hour, and my old bookselling muscles are aching for a workout. Let me help you find something for everyone on your shopping list, so you can finally know the simple joy of finishing your holiday shopping a full week before Christmas. I can make your shopping experience as painless as humanly possible, starting at 3 pm tomorrow. See you there.