Even though he suspended his campaign, Herman Cain went ahead and released a Christmas special because he loves America so very much:

The most notable part of this video? When Herman Cain's wife holds his hand as he reads the Bible aloud. This video practically should end with Cain standing atop a giant death ray device shouting "America hasn't heard the last of Herman Cain!" before devolving into peals of maniacal laughter.