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News & ArtsFriday, December 16, 2011
2012 It's a Wonderful Life, If Your Name is Herman Cain
Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Dec 16, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Even though he suspended his campaign, Herman Cain went ahead and released a Christmas special because he loves America so very much:
The most notable part of this video? When Herman Cain's wife holds his hand as he reads the Bible aloud. This video practically should end with Cain standing atop a giant death ray device shouting "America hasn't heard the last of Herman Cain!" before devolving into peals of maniacal laughter.
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They do the same thing in Afghanistan and Iran every day too. It causes those governments and their people to execute people they don't like. This is a perversion.
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Gross. That makes me much less fond of Christmas.
I also hate that yellow sweater v-neck Cain always dons.
I also hate that yellow sweater v-neck Cain always dons.
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