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Friday, December 16, 2011

Sports Headline of the Day: "How A Senior League Hockey Fight Ended With One Player Pooping In An Opponent's Glove"

Posted by Megan Seling on Fri, Dec 16, 2011 at 2:00 PM

Those gloves were nearly new: this was the second game he had worn them, and the price tag was still on. Bermie went into the seats where it had landed, picked it up, and put his hand in.

Inside, shit. Fresh, wet, warm, pungent human shit.

Read the full story at Deadspin.

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Did you see! The leadoff commenter to that story simply wrote the best thing ever.

Posted by gloomy gus on December 16, 2011 at 2:13 PM

@Gus: agreed; that comment was the shit.

Posted by jen on December 16, 2011 at 2:24 PM

Hockey players are animals. Gorgeous animals.

Posted by Vince on December 16, 2011 at 3:00 PM

@2
literally?

Posted by biffster on December 16, 2011 at 3:03 PM

I've been in a couple of adult league hockey fights. I have never had an inclination to shit in someones glove. I have never had someone shit in my gloves. For these two things I am thankful.

Posted by Frank Rizzo on December 16, 2011 at 3:07 PM

I'd be wary of any hockey players spotted with tubs of chocolate mousse pudding if I played.

Posted by Fnarf

on December 16, 2011 at 3:48 PM

One of my son's wrestling teammates pooped in the shoe of the wrestler he lost his match to but he was in the 7th grade. For crying out, loud a grown man?

Posted by David Thompson on December 16, 2011 at 4:29 PM