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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Lunchtime Quickie: Today In News That Doesn't Make Any Sense

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MacCrocodile 1
Ten million Euros used to be a lot of money.
Posted by MacCrocodile on December 14, 2011 at 12:57 PM · Report this
@1, I know, right? Today that's not quite thirteen million dollars US. Practically nothin', poor little kitty.
Posted by gloomy gus on December 14, 2011 at 1:10 PM · Report this
scary tyler moore 3
he's gonna blow it on 'nip, couches, fancy feast and pussy.
Posted by scary tyler moore on December 14, 2011 at 1:12 PM · Report this
Fifty-Two-Eighty 4
I'd be perfectly content to have a mere €5.000.000.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty on December 14, 2011 at 1:16 PM · Report this
The Max 5
How doesn't it make any sense? Rich person loves cat. Rich person dies. Rich person doesn't have anything better to do with what he's left behind than to see that the cat gets to live the rest of his kitty life in what we hope will be the ultimate feline ideal. And when kitty's time is up? The vast majority of those €s get used for something productive. If I ever get filthy rich, I will make explicit provisions in my for my cat. And if by that time I don't have any anyone to love who doesn't think of vomit as a snack and pants as something to sleep on, not something to wear, kitty might get the whole kit and kaboodle.
Posted by The Max on December 14, 2011 at 1:29 PM · Report this
seandr 6
Why doesn't everyone have an English accent?
Posted by seandr on December 14, 2011 at 2:08 PM · Report this
rob! 7
Upvote for @5. Pretty sure I owe my life to my cat in a way I'm not gonna get into here. He still makes me laugh every day. (Ignores vomit but does sleep on pants.)
Posted by rob! on December 14, 2011 at 6:23 PM · Report this
rob! 8
(Prefers dark ones, clean ones, ironed ones.)
Posted by rob! on December 14, 2011 at 6:25 PM · Report this
rob! 9
(He encourages me to hang up my clothes.)
Posted by rob! on December 14, 2011 at 6:27 PM · Report this
Tomassino is an awesome name for a cat.
Posted by mitten on December 14, 2011 at 7:11 PM · Report this

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