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Monday, December 12, 2011

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Naked Santas Occupy San Francisco

Posted by Kelly O on Mon, Dec 12, 2011 at 12:05 PM

Should/could something like this ever happen in Seattle?

(video slightly NSFW)

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Doing it here? No. COLD!!! *turtling*

Maybe in July.

Posted by TheMisanthrope on December 12, 2011 at 12:19 PM

For what it's worth, it's only 8 degrees warmer here—well below the threshold of flattery.

Posted by Dougsf on December 12, 2011 at 12:25 PM

I say if a group of white people want to gather together and congratulate themselves on their cleverness, nudity would at least make it funny.

Posted by gloomy gus on December 12, 2011 at 12:26 PM

No.

No, I do not need to see the hairy, unkempt Seattlelites without clothes. I will pass.

Posted by Confluence on December 12, 2011 at 12:40 PM

No, I do not need to see the hairy, unkempt Seattlelites without clothes.

What about the male Seattlelites? :)

Posted by Roma on December 12, 2011 at 12:50 PM

Epic shinkage.

Posted by Foghorn Leghorn on December 12, 2011 at 12:52 PM

@ 5, you've won Slog for the day. Perhaps week. Month, even.

Posted by Subdued Excitement on December 12, 2011 at 12:53 PM

if christmas was in july but to every season there must be reason and christmas is in WINTER here

Posted by grace on December 12, 2011 at 1:00 PM

What the fuck. Safe for work? What's the point??

Posted by STJA on December 12, 2011 at 1:19 PM

only if they are on bicycles

Posted by Cassette tape fan on December 12, 2011 at 1:31 PM

Only if Lindsay Lohan is there.

Posted by Will in Seattle

on December 12, 2011 at 1:34 PM

Seattle Santarchy 2011 is this Saturday! Get naked!

Posted by Suz on December 12, 2011 at 1:38 PM

I live in SF, I did not participate in this activity but there were TONS of slutty Santas roaming the city streets all day......so that was amusing.

Posted by kmac on December 12, 2011 at 1:40 PM

I only saw like 2 santas in that video... the beard is a requirement!

Posted by JonnoN on December 12, 2011 at 1:44 PM

I don't want to see tonnage on the hoof so to speak. It matters not that it's festive and such.

Posted by Sargon Bighorn on December 12, 2011 at 1:48 PM

This could never happen in Seattle because in the video the ratio of naked dudes to naked chicks is 5 to 2 and that would violate the mandatory 100 dudes to 3 chicks rule enforced at all public functions.

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe

on December 12, 2011 at 1:56 PM

Thanks, Subdued. It was low-hanging fruit...I couldn't resist!

Supreme, I've noticed a difference in the Solstice Parade naked bikers over the past five or so years. They used to be almost exclusively guys but the past few years the ratio of women to men has increased quite a bit.

Posted by Roma on December 12, 2011 at 2:21 PM