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Film / The Weather In This Week's Concessions: Killer Winds, Falling Trees, and a New Christmas Movie You Will Love
Posted by David Schmader on Fri, Dec 9, 2011 at 10:37 AM
From Lindy's latest report from La-La Land:
Once a year, this thing happens called the Santa Ana winds (they are nothing compared to the Rob Thomas winds!), wherein all of Los Angeles falls over and nobody will shut up about it. This year, they tell me, the Santa Ana winds moved 90 miles in one hour! That is so many miles! As a result, a tree tried to murder me by squishing my house while I was "asleep" in it ("asleep" = "weeping in terror and waiting for death"). Thanks, Santa Ana, you dick! You are the shittiest saint ever! Santa Ana is the patron saint of both tree murder and having to throw away everything in your refrigerator because the power was out for six days. Smooth move, pope!
Miraculously, this near-death experience morphs into crazy love for the latest film from Nick Park's Aardman studios, Arthur Christmas. Read the whole thing here.
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