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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Lawyer Mike

Posted by on Wed, Nov 30, 2011 at 12:22 PM

Would you trust a rapping lawyer? A Knoxville Tennessee based personal injury and entertainment lawyer with a Florida gators tattoo? Hmm?

 

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1
Why don't his shirt collars fit? I don't trust a lawyer with ill-fitting shirts who presents himself as coooooool.
Posted by bareboards on November 30, 2011 at 12:31 PM
reverend dr dj riz 2
where's the vote button ' hell to the naw' ?
Posted by reverend dr dj riz on November 30, 2011 at 12:37 PM
wisepunk 3
I thought the only lawyers with ponytails were on LA Law.
Posted by wisepunk on November 30, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 4
I'm on a docket.
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://yrihf.com on November 30, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Michael of the Green 5
Never trust guys with pleated pants.
Posted by Michael of the Green on November 30, 2011 at 12:55 PM
6
Not if Lionel Hutz is available.
Posted by FeralTurnip on November 30, 2011 at 12:58 PM
balderdash 7
Maybe he's the guy to call when you don't just need a criminal lawyer, you need a criminal lawyer.

BETTER CALL SA-, er, MIKE.
Posted by balderdash http://introverse.blogspot.com on November 30, 2011 at 12:59 PM
Stiny 8
Sorry, Mike, I'm a Seminole.
Posted by Stiny on November 30, 2011 at 1:18 PM
gloomy gus 9
Slog polls still break the mobile version. Anthony! Anthony! Your mobile site is too nice to be so easily 404ed!
Posted by gloomy gus on November 30, 2011 at 1:21 PM
Stabs 10
YES@5
I am normally FOR outrageous local commercials, I LOVE song parodies, but Lawyer Mikes attitude and style are everything I stand against, The almost ponytailed hair greased up, the pleated pants, the excessive fixing of tie in the mirror, the cheap suits... and he only has ONE bitch.... ONE BITCH!?!

Can't you afford just a PAIR of bitches? The big ups to biggie and 2pac?! a four and a half minute video? No sir, you've overdone it.

I see your lawyer Mike and I raise you H!N! by Rappin' Dr. Clark!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gwUdmPl0…
Posted by Stabs on November 30, 2011 at 1:27 PM
11
I like this guy more than those creepo Mike Gallagher commercials that play around here.
Posted by Chester Copperpot on November 30, 2011 at 1:31 PM
12
"Would you trust a rapping lawyer?"

To have four ounces of coke and an extensive collection of David Hamilton photography in his desk? Absolutely.
Posted by jimp31 on November 30, 2011 at 2:12 PM
MacCrocodile 13
@6 - Lionel Hutz has been dead for thirteen years.
Posted by MacCrocodile on November 30, 2011 at 6:43 PM
14
Voted NO because of the "soul patch"
Posted by fotoeve on December 1, 2011 at 12:01 AM

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