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Friday, November 25, 2011

Crime / Etiquette / Panic / Animals / Horrors / Chow / Retail / Money What Would Happen If There Was a Black Friday Doorbuster Sale on Pepper Spray?

Posted by on Fri, Nov 25, 2011 at 11:49 AM

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Estey 1
We should replace or at least augment our cash-based system with a pepper spray economy, like they used to use gold or whisky in the old west. Pepper spray is the new bling.
Posted by Estey on November 25, 2011 at 11:58 AM
MacCrocodile 2
People would line up in an orderly fashion and politely wait their turn to get pepper spray.
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on November 25, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Dougsf 3
Someone would get shot.
Posted by Dougsf on November 25, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 4
No need for all that. Most of us who want it already have ours. It's not like you go through a gallon a week of the stuff or anything.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on November 25, 2011 at 2:07 PM
RatGirl 5
This would happen: http://tinyurl.com/6r53o69
Posted by RatGirl on November 25, 2011 at 2:20 PM
Will in Seattle 6
The SPD has to get to the back of the line, I don't care that they ran out of pepper spray supplies!
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on November 25, 2011 at 2:26 PM
7
A smart store manager would jack the price of Malox and sports bottles...
Posted by artful_bodger on November 25, 2011 at 2:45 PM
TVDinner 8
@4: Maybe you don't, but I'll bet Goldy does. He's crazy, that one.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on November 25, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 9
Yeah, but he'd only do it so he could turn around and scream about the police being such assholes.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on November 25, 2011 at 5:02 PM
treacle 10
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Posted by treacle on November 25, 2011 at 7:38 PM

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