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Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Animals / 2012 SCANDAL: Barack Hussein Obama Issues Two Pardons in Disgusting Abuse of Power

Posted by on Wed, Nov 23, 2011 at 3:17 PM

Here we see President Obama pardoning two turkeys:

I'm waiting for the inevitable contrarian Republican response to this video. What do you think it will be?

 

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dnt trust me 1
He lashed out after the internet lit up showing a Russian anchorwoman giving him the finger.
Posted by dnt trust me on November 23, 2011 at 3:28 PM
2
Those turkeys only got pardoned by donating money to his campaign.
Posted by keshmeshi on November 23, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Westlake, son! 3
I can't believe "George W. Bush already pardoned those turkeys." isn't doing better in the poll.

Everything good Obama has done was because Bush set it up, and everything bad is 100% on Obama since he's the top guy. 9% approval congress has nothing to do with it. Bush kept us safe because I don't know what year 9/11 happened in.
Posted by Westlake, son! on November 23, 2011 at 3:59 PM
blip 4
Those turkeys were both executives at Solyndra. Crony capitalism at its finest.
Posted by blip on November 23, 2011 at 4:37 PM
amyl 5
No "Death Panel" option?
Posted by amyl on November 23, 2011 at 5:14 PM
6
Did he make the sign of the cross over those turkeys?
Posted by M. Wells on November 23, 2011 at 5:26 PM
7
Why, if black turkeys make up an inordinate number of birds executed for Thanksgiving Dinner, did they choose to pardon a white one?
Posted by Jude Fawley on November 23, 2011 at 6:19 PM
what_now 8
@6 I think so. Need another option: "Turns out he's not a secret Muslim he's a secret Catholic. Obviously the antichrist."
Posted by what_now on November 23, 2011 at 6:28 PM
9
Those turkeys were obviously halal.
Posted by palamedes on November 24, 2011 at 9:06 PM

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