"When I opened up my eyes, I was physically standing inside an elevator full of Chinese people.. they were under my armpits, they were in front of me, they were behind me... the firs thing that came to my mind was, 'How am I going to get back to Florida?'"

Via Christian Nightmares:

If you just read the transcript, it's easy to dismiss evangelist Joshua Mills as batshit. But watching the video, his faith half convinces you that the Holy Ghost really is the benevolent king of pranksters.