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Monday, November 21, 2011

I Am Interrupting My Honeymoon to Bring You This Very Important Hockey Announcement

Posted by on Mon, Nov 21, 2011 at 10:27 AM

SIDNEY CROSBY IS BACK.

(In other news, St. Lucia thinks Slog is "inappropriate.")

 

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1
[Mike Lange voice] Ladies and Gentlemen: Elvis Has Just Left The Building!

SIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDNEY CROOOOOOOOOSBY! Smilin' like a butcher's dog.
Posted by moosefan on November 21, 2011 at 10:37 AM
2
Here's hoping that Sid gives Megan a nice present on her honeymoon. A hat trick would do.

This Pens fan is pleased as punch that The Kid is finally returning to the ice.
Posted by N in Seattle http://peacetreefarm.org on November 21, 2011 at 10:57 AM
3
P.S. to @1:

Look out, Loretta!!!
Posted by N in Seattle http://peacetreefarm.org on November 21, 2011 at 10:59 AM
4
oh no..no slog in St.Lucia...i will be there over the holiday:-)
might revisit my plans..
Posted by africa on November 21, 2011 at 10:59 AM
5
Michael, Michael, motorcycle!
Posted by mint chocolate chip on November 21, 2011 at 11:11 AM
6
@3, Well, scratch my back with a hacksaw! Look 'at 'e Yinzers lurkin' on Slog. :)
Posted by moosefan on November 21, 2011 at 11:11 AM
ERIN! 7
In more important hockey news, the Minnesota Wild are number one in the country!!! Thank god. I can ignore the Vikings and focus on hockey.
Posted by ERIN! on November 21, 2011 at 11:16 AM
Just Jeff 8
I'm interrupting my lunch and viewing of Episode 3 of AMC's "Hell On Wheels" to bring YOU this important announcement:

"WHO GIVES A FUCK???"

Now go back to important things, like orgasms to the point of chafing for Christ's sake.
Posted by Just Jeff http://pstonews.wordpress.com on November 21, 2011 at 11:30 AM
9
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!

Wish I were in the motherland tonight, instead of stuck in South Louisiana, which, no matter how long I live here, will never be home.
Posted by Sheryl on November 21, 2011 at 12:14 PM
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P.S. - Congratulations, Megan!
Posted by Sheryl on November 21, 2011 at 12:14 PM
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St. Lucia is also pretty darn homophobic.
Posted by jen on November 21, 2011 at 1:32 PM
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@2, Well, it wasn't an HT but a 2G, 2A performance was nice. Ya know, I'll let it slide for now. It'll take a game or two to clear out all the rust. After that I won't be so forgiving of sloppy 4-point performances.
Posted by moosefan on November 22, 2011 at 8:23 AM

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