Michele Bachmann has finally found someone crazier than she is to co-chair her Iowa campaign. Her name is Tamara Scott, and Right Wing Watch has video of her trying to come up with some legitimate reason to argue against gay marriage. She fails, of course, but she manages to rail against "poly-uh-MOR-ee" sex, which will of course lead to a nightmare scenario wherein "someone marries an obb-JECKT!" Scott concludes:

I'm not making it up! Get online and do the link and the red herring will be the headline of tomorrrow, of ten years, if we don't deal with it today.

Here's the video:

You know what this means: Tamara Scott for president! If she breaks free from the Bachmann campaign and gets in the race today, I bet you she'll be leading the pack by Friday.