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News & ArtsThursday, November 17, 2011
Celeb Screw You, Bradley Cooper
Posted by David Schmader on Thu, Nov 17, 2011 at 2:18 PM
The actual Handsomest Male Celebrity on Earth Right Now is not you, but Chris Pratt, who plays the lovable doofus Andy on Parks & Recreation, is married to the beautiful and gifted Ana Faris, and—squeeeeeee!—is appearing at the Paramount on Saturday night as part of Rainn Wilson's comedy benefit extravaganza.
Here's footage of Pratt bring interviewed by Ellen alongside another fake Sexiest Man Alive, Brad Pitt.
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I agree! Pratt makes me swoon. He's not pretty and that's the point. He has charisma and a manliness, oooh, he's hot!
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Chris Pratt is adorable and local but the only acceptable answers for sexiest man alive are Neil Patrick Harris, Zachary Quinto, or John Cho. Or, maybe, Joseph Gordon Levitt.
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@ 10 -- Yes, Adam Scott.
Pratt is cute.
Yeah, Brad Pitt's almost 50 and his looks are fading now, but it's pretty hard to deny how good he looked in his prime. I'm thinking Fight Club.
Pratt is cute.
Yeah, Brad Pitt's almost 50 and his looks are fading now, but it's pretty hard to deny how good he looked in his prime. I'm thinking Fight Club.
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I will be there on Saturday, and I'm hoping that Chris Pratt recreates that memorable scene from Parks & Rec where he crawled out of a tent in purple underwear.
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@2: You're kidding, right? Don't make me come over there and defend Brad Pitt's honor.
@13: He was even hotter in Kalifornia and Thelma and Louise.
@13: He was even hotter in Kalifornia and Thelma and Louise.
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@15, Brad was too much of a baby face in Thelma and Louise, but his abs were terrific. Brad in Legends of the Fall with that hot piece of ass Julia Ormond, yes please.
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Since when is Ana Faris beautiful or gifted? Did she get some work done and take some acting classes while I wasn't paying attention?
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You're all on crack. Most of these "sexiest men alive" either look like the kind of skeeves I'd flee from in a bar, or else they look like they ought to be carded if they venture into a bar. They look like half-grown boys. No thanks. Give me a Ray Stevenson or a Sean Bean any day.
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