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News & ArtsThursday, November 17, 2011
Hetero For the Record
Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Nov 17, 2011 at 6:29 AM
Jerry Sandusky was never gay married. He had an opposite-sex spouse at home, don't you know. (Apparently you don't, Pat.) And then there's this.
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NEWS FLASH!!
Ace Reporter Danny Savage
reporting from the frontlines of America's Culture Wars...
. >>Watch out for Flying Jars!...<<<
....this just in
.....sometimes homosexuals LIE about their homosexuality and marry wimmin!!!
....details at 11 . .
Ace Reporter Danny Savage
reporting from the frontlines of America's Culture Wars...
. >>Watch out for Flying Jars!...<<<
....this just in
.....sometimes homosexuals LIE about their homosexuality and marry wimmin!!!
....details at 11 . .
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video doesn't work Danny.
Is it the old one that finds that men who abuse young males usually don't out themselves as homosexuals first?
is it that one?
have you explained to Rob that sometimes homosexuals are closeted.
and even marry wimmin?
have you explained to Rob that having sex with or being married to a woman doesn't make you heterosexual?
did it make you heterosexual, Danny?
Did you tell Rob about the icky gals in Chicago, Danny?
Did you tell Rob that funny story about the time you married a woman, Danny?
does Rob think you are not a homosexual, Danny?
Is it the old one that finds that men who abuse young males usually don't out themselves as homosexuals first?
is it that one?
have you explained to Rob that sometimes homosexuals are closeted.
and even marry wimmin?
have you explained to Rob that having sex with or being married to a woman doesn't make you heterosexual?
did it make you heterosexual, Danny?
Did you tell Rob about the icky gals in Chicago, Danny?
Did you tell Rob that funny story about the time you married a woman, Danny?
does Rob think you are not a homosexual, Danny?
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Children are molested by and in Christian Churches. They are not only physically abused but mentally abused as well. Should we then say that all Christians are child molesters? Of course not. That would make us like the haters. Christian haters. But not all Christians are haters.
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Oh, dear God, (allegedly) Jerry Sandusky is a pedophile, he wants to have sex with children. CHILDREN. If he is raping boys it is because as a man it is easier for him to gain access to boy children. His occupation and status appeal mostly to boy children. The adults who supervised them (and I use this term loosely) were more apt to allow him access to boy children. It would have looked odd for him to (target) mentor girl children. He would have been labelled a dirty old man. Can't have that. Instead, he was looked at as a savior for these boy children. Huh. Perfect M.O. for a PEDOPHILE. It has nothing to do with being gay. HE WANTS TO DO IT WITH CHILDREN. Please, people, speak up amongst your friends and peers and don't allow this pedophile to be labelled as gay.
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@1,3,5 - back off a little. Are you a stalker? Do you just have too much venom? Do you not have a social life?
Dude, get a life. If you don't like the attention Dan gets, stop giving him attention. If you're envious, find your own niche and make your own name. Your moronic rants here get you nowhere and make you seem petty and stupid. Move on and stop clogging SLOG with incomprehensible mumblings.
Dude, get a life. If you don't like the attention Dan gets, stop giving him attention. If you're envious, find your own niche and make your own name. Your moronic rants here get you nowhere and make you seem petty and stupid. Move on and stop clogging SLOG with incomprehensible mumblings.
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Oh, Allyn, just do what I do and turn the unregistered comments off. There's no need to read that shithead's blather.
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It's a slippery slope. Moses should have known that if he allowed straight men to marry women, eventually closeted bigots would pretend that homosexuals want straight paedophiles to marry children.
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According to Wikipedia the early gay rights activists actually were pro-NAMBLA. Oh well, everybody makes mistakes. Also is it true that Allen Ginsberg was a NAMBLA man?
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@7, I'm not sure that access to boys is the *only* factor in who Sandusky--or any male molester--abuses. I think that attraction is also a factor.
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@10 I know you're right, I just don't understand that compulsion/vitriol/obsession.
Of course, HE's not going to be able to explain it to me; he probably doesn't understand it himself.
Of course, HE's not going to be able to explain it to me; he probably doesn't understand it himself.
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Is it true that NAMBLA marched in New York City Gay Pride Parades, Danny?
Hey, weren't you Grand Marshal in the New York City Gay Pride Parade?
Hey, weren't you Grand Marshal in the New York City Gay Pride Parade?
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no no now clashfan, listen to the girls.
and watch Robs video.
heterosexual men have sex with boys because they are hairless.
if you have not had sex with a hairless boy you may not actually be heterosexual......
no no now clashfan, listen to the girls.
and watch Robs video.
heterosexual men have sex with boys because they are hairless.
if you have not had sex with a hairless boy you may not actually be heterosexual......
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It's really uncomfortable and tragic to watch someone's mental health issues get played out in this kind of format. Ugh.
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It is lucky for Danny that he only tried to fuck girls before he became Gay.
If he had fucked little boys Rob would know that he was a heterosexual.....
If he had fucked little boys Rob would know that he was a heterosexual.....
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Rob claims that heterosexual men are attracted to boys because they are hairless and feminine.
Does that mean that "Gay" men who have sex with feminine homosexual men are actually heterosexuals?
Are the only true homosexuals the ones who only have sex with hairy smelly macho men?
Has Danny ever done a PodCast about Heterosexual Men Who Express Their Heterosexuality By Pretending To Be Homosexuals So They Can Fuck Feminine Homosexual Men?
Does that mean that "Gay" men who have sex with feminine homosexual men are actually heterosexuals?
Are the only true homosexuals the ones who only have sex with hairy smelly macho men?
Has Danny ever done a PodCast about Heterosexual Men Who Express Their Heterosexuality By Pretending To Be Homosexuals So They Can Fuck Feminine Homosexual Men?
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@10 Thank you. Why read that nonsense? Leaving the "Unresistered" on is like not flushing after some fat stranger has taken a giant crap in your toilet.
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how often do fat strangers crap in your toilet?
have you considered closing the front door when you are not at home?
how often do fat strangers crap in your toilet?
have you considered closing the front door when you are not at home?
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and we must infer that when skinny strangers crap in your toilet you do not flush it,
but keep it around to savor?
and we must infer that when skinny strangers crap in your toilet you do not flush it,
but keep it around to savor?
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After hearing Buchanan talk about AIDS in the 80's and the nation going through a culture war (white Xtians vs. everybody else) in the 90's, I stopped listening to him. No surprise that he's still insane -- he prob'ly makes more money than he would if he stopped talking crazy.
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@15,
At least half of child molesters are "opportunistic." Meaning they aren't true pedophiles, primarily or solely sexually attracted to children. They're predators (almost exclusively straight and male) who will rape anyone who seems vulnerable (even boys). And who's more vulnerable than a child?
At least half of child molesters are "opportunistic." Meaning they aren't true pedophiles, primarily or solely sexually attracted to children. They're predators (almost exclusively straight and male) who will rape anyone who seems vulnerable (even boys). And who's more vulnerable than a child?
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Sandusky was so influenced by the radical liberal gay marriage agenda, that he became a registered Republican!
Or to spin that in Pat's terms, even GOP members can be influenced by those awful gays! Of course, if a black person or a gay person or a Chicano person does something wrong, we have to wonder: when will these people take personal responsibility?!
Or to spin that in Pat's terms, even GOP members can be influenced by those awful gays! Of course, if a black person or a gay person or a Chicano person does something wrong, we have to wonder: when will these people take personal responsibility?!
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Rob's video is one of the best things I've seen in a while. I don't have Facebook but I'm going to ask my wife to post it. It's brilliant.
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Isn't Pat long overdue for his dirt nap? Clearly what little brains he had have been eroded by years of bigotry in the name of religion. Intelligent folks know that pedophilia & homosexuality are unrelated.
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@2 I hate you, thats gonna be stuck in my head all day. Hopefully I can avoid accidentally singing it at work.
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Curious troll, that 1, 3, etc. guy, isn't it? Happy about attacks on other people, happy about child molestation... as long as it was in the 'right' ('wrong') sexual orientation... Indeed, a curious individual.
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@37: He's anything but curious. He actively avoids any information that might cause him to alter his views.
@36: http://pokato.net/demot/2011-02-04-11-35…
@36: http://pokato.net/demot/2011-02-04-11-35…
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@37, kinda new around here, probably should create a real account as I'm enjoying the comments and like to weigh in but in your opinion, what are the trolls views, I can see that he is carrying a huge flame (and presumably hard on) for Dan but not sure I've identified any others. He reminds me of the chicks who were mean to me at school because they secretly fancied me. Just a guess but I think the troll has a lot of shame issues about his sexuality and is struggling with that. Hey but at least he is entertaining!
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@38, oh sure. But that's not all. There are much less peculiar people who also avoid all information that might change their views. This one also waxes near-lyrical, as if s/he wanted to be a poet. S/he's got a touch of the true lunatic. I half expect him to tell us that, in addition, the ESA has been hiding top secret photos of alien spaceships landing on Mars.
@39, oh, s/he's clearly anti-gay-rights, and even more clearly anti-Dan. You know, s/he thinks Dan is not sincere and is doing everything just for the money and the media attention, etc. Your idea that s/he may secretly fancy Dan actually makes sense; I don't know that it's true, but if it were I wouldn't be surprised.
@39, oh, s/he's clearly anti-gay-rights, and even more clearly anti-Dan. You know, s/he thinks Dan is not sincere and is doing everything just for the money and the media attention, etc. Your idea that s/he may secretly fancy Dan actually makes sense; I don't know that it's true, but if it were I wouldn't be surprised.
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