When you lower the bar enough, people like Willard start looking really good:

"I think the candidate, it is going to be and is the strongest candidate to beat Obama is Mitt Romney." she stated matter-of-factly, criticizing "Johnny-come-lately conservative purists."

"Where were they when we were running John McCain? For Pete's sake, Romney is a million times better than McCain. Romney speaks absolutely beautifully, he's been magnificent in the debates." she said.

Um.

Coulter also says "Romney is the first Republican who can talk since Ronald Reagan, so that's good." Indeed.