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Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: And The Asshole of the Year Award Goes To...
Posted by Kelly O on Wed, Nov 16, 2011 at 12:17 PM
WOW.
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fuckface
.... isn't this shit illegal ? but i bet he's got just a few hours left to do this shit until he gets his ass handed to him in ways he never imagined..
.... isn't this shit illegal ? but i bet he's got just a few hours left to do this shit until he gets his ass handed to him in ways he never imagined..
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Is this just a trolling youtube persona, or an actual person? With other videos like "Ron Paul: US-born al-Qaida cleric", it seems like his primary goal might be winning Asshole of the Year Awards.
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Yep, it's a federal crime. What a tool.
18 USC §702
"Whoever, in any place within the jurisdiction of the United States or in the Canal Zone, without authority, wears the uniform or a distinctive part thereof or anything similar to a distinctive part of the uniform of any of the armed forces of the United States, Public Health Service or any auxiliary of such, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both."
18 USC §704.
Military medals or decorations of the same title:
(b) False Claims About Receipt of Military Decorations or Medals.— Whoever falsely represents himself or herself, verbally or in writing, to have been awarded any decoration or medal authorized by Congress for the Armed Forces of the United States, any of the service medals or badges awarded to the members of such forces, the ribbon, button, or rosette of any such badge, decoration, or medal, or any colorable imitation of such item shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than six months, or both.
18 USC §702
"Whoever, in any place within the jurisdiction of the United States or in the Canal Zone, without authority, wears the uniform or a distinctive part thereof or anything similar to a distinctive part of the uniform of any of the armed forces of the United States, Public Health Service or any auxiliary of such, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both."
18 USC §704.
Military medals or decorations of the same title:
(b) False Claims About Receipt of Military Decorations or Medals.— Whoever falsely represents himself or herself, verbally or in writing, to have been awarded any decoration or medal authorized by Congress for the Armed Forces of the United States, any of the service medals or badges awarded to the members of such forces, the ribbon, button, or rosette of any such badge, decoration, or medal, or any colorable imitation of such item shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than six months, or both.
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I bet it's not fake. I was watching and I was thinking, "I bet 20 bucks this is a fucking libertarian." You watch his other videos and he's a huge Ron Paul nut. Poe's Law does not apply to Ron Paul nuts.
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@7, hateful and sad but little? I mean look at the facial fat that tub of lard has. Little isn't a word I'd use.
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@ 5, is that the "Stolen Valor" law? I understand it, or parts of it, was found unconstitutional.
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Uniform or not, with a neckface as pretty as that I'm surprised he ever has to pay for a drink.
Although I suspect his preferred 12 year old scotch looks something like this: http://bit.ly/uwzCbA
Although I suspect his preferred 12 year old scotch looks something like this: http://bit.ly/uwzCbA
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Is it a requirement that all go-nowhere losers be Ron Paul fans? It's almost as precious as the correlation between embracing white power and lacking a chin/looking inbred in general.
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I'm a veteran of the U.S. Army. I watched this video. This is clearly a sad, angry, and lonely man. Those types of people have done much worse than get free dinners and drinks under false pretense twice a year. Let him have his fun. I think it might be the only fun he gets to have.
For those wishing punishment and doom on him, I think it's pretty obvious that God has punished him already. I wouldn't wish that face/voice combo on my worst enemy. Seriously.
For those wishing punishment and doom on him, I think it's pretty obvious that God has punished him already. I wouldn't wish that face/voice combo on my worst enemy. Seriously.
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@23: yes, this!
And fwiw, the same sick sentiment spewing from a conventional hot bodied person would be just as odious...
And fwiw, the same sick sentiment spewing from a conventional hot bodied person would be just as odious...
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Charge this piece of shit with theft, at least. But imitating a service medal winner must be a federal offense.
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