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News & ArtsMonday, November 7, 2011
Hetero Kim Kardashian's One Wish
Posted by Charles Mudede on Mon, Nov 7, 2011 at 8:14 AM
WaPo:
Kim Kardashian’s recent decision to end her marriage to Kris Humphries — the NBA player she wed in August in a multimillion-dollar, media-hyped, filmed-by-E! ceremony — became the big celebrity story of the past week. Everyone was talking about it, including people who didn’t really want to talk about it but started to complain to their co-workers about all the talk about it. Which, of course, is all part of the Kardashian cultural relevancy master planAll of this reminded me of the famous sex tape (NSFW—by the way, I'm really surprised that Sarah Palin has not done a sex tape for Christians). And the sex tape reminded me of Ray J's pop tune "One Wish" (Ray Jay is the man in Kim's sex tape):
And this finally reminded of Burial's "Archangel," which samples "One Wish":
From trash to greatness, from garbage to gold, from dull to brilliant.
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This morning was such a relief. The psyllium husks worked. I finally had that really big Kardashian I've been waiting for.
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You forgot to mention how it reminds you of the Koch Brothers.
That's in the script right?
Learn to read from it.
That's in the script right?
Learn to read from it.
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What a relief! Finally, some real journalistic excellence.
This will surely win you that Pulitzer.
This will surely win you that Pulitzer.
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