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Thursday, November 3, 2011

HUMP! Kicks Off In Three Hours!

Posted by on Thu, Nov 3, 2011 at 12:50 PM


HUMP!—still Seattle's biggest, best, and only amateur and locally-produced porn festival—kicks off today at 4 PM at On the Boards. There are still a few tickets available for today and tomorrow's 4 PM screenings—and a handful tickets are still available for the midnight screenings this weekend (order tickets here)—but all other HUMP! screenings are sold out. BUT! If you can't make a 4 PM screening, or you're not the midnight-amateur-porn-festival-show type, you can still get into HUMP! We sell rush seats on a first-come, first-serve basis before every screening, and we can usually manage to squeeze in most rushers. So if you want to come to a Friday or Saturday show at 6, 8, 0r 10, come down early and line up before the show and we'll see what we can do for you. (Rush ticket sales are cash only.)

And this is one HUMP! that you're not going to want to miss. I think it may be the hottest, funniest, scariest HUMP! ever. Tons of hot bodies, lots of amazingly-hot, never-seen-before-at-HUMP! sex acts, shit that will have you laughing your ass off and shit that will have you covering your eyes. And remember... if you miss HUMP!, you miss HUMP! These films will not be released online or anywhere else. (Well, they won't be released by us. Some filmmakers do release their films on their own, but most don't—most folks who participate in HUMP! to be porn stars for the weekend, not the rest of their lives.)

See you at HUMP!


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wisepunk 1
Hoping for and against a film that beats the anal hook.
Posted by wisepunk on November 3, 2011 at 1:12 PM · Report this
TreGibbs 2
WTF ?? Seriously? Classy...
Posted by TreGibbs on November 3, 2011 at 1:38 PM · Report this
Silly question, but does The Stranger make submissions available for out-of-towners?

Posted by DallasMark on November 3, 2011 at 1:44 PM · Report this
billrm 4
Nothing on-line after the festival closes? So fuck all us out of towners who might want to see what Hump has to offer. You Luddites ever hear of the internet?

Share up. Bitches!
Posted by billrm on November 3, 2011 at 1:47 PM · Report this
Arsenic7 5
@3 and anyone else who doesn't seem to get it:

NO! The whole point is that these videos are destroyed at the end of the show. Only people who want their video published will have it published.

For an example of a past video that's made its way to the public, google Twincest by Le Sexoflex.
Posted by Arsenic7 on November 3, 2011 at 1:48 PM · Report this
<-- insanely jealous. Maybe next year!
Posted by BEG!/browneyedgirl65 on November 3, 2011 at 1:52 PM · Report this
I'm a co-star of a submission this year, and I'm really excited that people are going to be watching my porno in 3 hours (mine is called "Don't Call Me Missy"). I'd also never have submitted it if it would become available on the web! The whole point is that evidence of my porno producing ways won't come back to haunt me, since it will be destroyed on the last day!
Posted by ohthetrees on November 3, 2011 at 2:20 PM · Report this
Hopefully the retards camped out at SCCC won't block the entire neighborhood and prevent people from getting there.

Posted by sonder on November 3, 2011 at 3:05 PM · Report this
care bear 9
@8 The ones on Capitol Hill? You hope they won't block people from getting to Queen Anne?
Posted by care bear on November 3, 2011 at 3:30 PM · Report this
michael strangeways 10
uh, that's a lot of hyperbole there, Dan.

and, there's nothing remotely close to the "Anal Hook" this year..

Unless you count a certain "cameo" by a certain eye patched artist.
Posted by michael strangeways on November 4, 2011 at 12:46 AM · Report this
Bauhaus I 11
Seattle now has its own Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Hard to believe it's HUMP time again. Seems like only a few weeks ago it was HUMP 2010 (that happens when you get older). I love that it has become a tradition (and in some quarters, a much admired tradition) because Seattle has lost so many in the last few years. Happy HUMP, everyone. Good luck, participants. Hope to be with you next year.
Posted by Bauhaus I on November 4, 2011 at 1:16 AM · Report this
Lance Thrustwell 12
Gosh I wish I could go. But I'm an East coaster. Happy HUMPing, everyone. Sigh.
Posted by Lance Thrustwell on November 4, 2011 at 5:51 AM · Report this
thisbarisover 13
Why do you guys have the douchiest-looking people in your promo photo? Gross.
Posted by thisbarisover on November 4, 2011 at 7:37 AM · Report this
Kevin_BGFH 14
Awww, I wish you'd take it on the road. San Francisco would be such an appropriate place to take it -- and I bet you'd get a lot more submissions from SF folks afterwards. You can destroy all the reels after a brief road tour.
Posted by Kevin_BGFH on November 4, 2011 at 10:02 AM · Report this
man, i wish i could go!! fantasizing about going one year has become a staple since the ads here constantly remind me.. maybe you would do me the favor of pointing me in the direction of the organizers, dan, for tips on how to start my own?.. since that's more likely than getting to seattle on my budget! :)
Posted by beckyjoooo on November 5, 2011 at 12:01 AM · Report this
oh and @13 - her bent over ass is the answer to your question.. i'm not even into chicks but that seems clear :)
Posted by beckyjoooo on November 5, 2011 at 12:08 AM · Report this
Oh man and you people who didn't travel for it are missing out, because "Don't Call Me Missy" is one of the hottest fucking things I have ever seen. Fantastic job, ohthetrees, really a few cuts above.
Posted by Quinapalus on November 5, 2011 at 10:43 PM · Report this
thisbarisover 18
@7 ohthetrees, you are HOT
Posted by thisbarisover on November 7, 2011 at 2:14 PM · Report this
Hey Ohthetrees, which film was "Don't Call Me Missy"? We loved the films, but lost track of the titles. We're racking our brains trying to remember :)
Posted by Debbie.n.Mike on November 13, 2011 at 11:14 AM · Report this
Ohthetrees - went to hump last night and your film was the stand out for me. So unbelievably good and I can't stop thinking about it. Thanks so much for submitting!
Posted by maow13 on November 20, 2011 at 1:50 PM · Report this
ohthetrees, your film has been added to my spank bank indefinitely. I can do without the bruises (ouch!) but I'm now determined to find a hot guy to reenact that with. Thanks for sharing yourselves with us! SO HOT!
Posted by chaosengine on November 22, 2011 at 11:57 AM · Report this
ohthetrees, you are one sexy dude. If you and your wife ever split up and need someone to have intense naked fights with, I'm your woman. ;)
Posted by chaosengine on November 22, 2011 at 5:50 PM · Report this
Hey all, I'm super flattered by the reception our film got! We had an amazing time making it. For those of you interested in a couple of behind the scenes details...

It wasn't scripted. The outline was that Miss Missy would try to sweet-talk/seduce me into bondage, and if she was successful, I would try to escape. If I escaped, I would make her pay for it. But neither of us really knew how it would go, which I think gave it a natural, unscripted feel.

The 5 minute video was cut together from almost 2 hours of footage. There was a ton of great stuff we couldn't put in because of time restraints.

Also, chaosengine, I am married, but that wasn't my wife ;)

- Mr. Missy.
Posted by ohthetrees on November 23, 2011 at 10:05 AM · Report this

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