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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Zoo Part 2

Posted by on Wed, Nov 2, 2011 at 8:01 AM

You have seen Zoo. This will be part 2:

Woman Won’t Be Charged for Posing Nude Inside Horse Carcass
A 21-year-old Oregon woman who crawled inside a horse carcass and had her picture taken—all so she could "feel one with a horse"—will not face any criminal charges, say investigators. Now she can use the photos to design her holiday cards.
The big question: Is this an isolated incident or is it joined to a community? Another question to ask: Does this have anything to do with that famous sequence in The Empire Strikes Back—warm dead beast, laser, cut, guts, womb? There are other questions to ask.

 

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MacCrocodile 1
A note to my family: if you send me a Christmas card with a picture of you naked in a dead horse, I will disown you.
Posted by MacCrocodile on November 2, 2011 at 8:20 AM
lark 2
Good Morning Charles,
Yeah, strange no doubt. Could be worse, at least she didn't "mount" the horse.
Posted by lark on November 2, 2011 at 8:25 AM
3
HOW DID YOU KNOW I'VE SEEN "ZOO"?
Posted by g on November 2, 2011 at 8:30 AM
Roscoe 4
Nothing says "Happy Holidays" like a picture of a horse carcass encasing a nude woman.
Posted by Roscoe on November 2, 2011 at 8:32 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 5
I don't know. 21? Maybe she's got a hot bod. She can send me a card.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on November 2, 2011 at 9:10 AM
6
Let's say, just for the sake of getting past it, that we can accept her rationale for getting naked inside a dead horse.

What was the rationale for the photograph?
Posted by Charlie Mas on November 2, 2011 at 9:15 AM
7
She must've just watched Freddy Got Fingered.
Posted by Georgely on November 2, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 8

She's a veritable Lady Cadaver.

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://yrihf.com on November 2, 2011 at 10:47 AM
9
Straight people do some weird shit.
Posted by Drew2u on November 2, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Badger 10
Oh for fuck's sake - as long as she didn't kill the horse herself there is absolutely no reason to make a fuss. People do stupid art projects involving dead things all the time, it isn't even interesting anymore.
Posted by Badger on November 2, 2011 at 11:49 AM
sirkowski 11
barf
Posted by sirkowski http://www.missdynamite.com on November 2, 2011 at 12:32 PM
12
Next week: Courtney Stoddard buys a horse.
Posted by RonK, Seattle on November 2, 2011 at 2:00 PM
13
@8 you just retroactively justified all of your trolling
Posted by eptified on November 2, 2011 at 5:47 PM
Knat 14
Jesus, if you guys are going to post everything straight from Reddit, you could at least be faster about getting it here.
Posted by Knat on November 2, 2011 at 8:32 PM

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