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Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Headline of the Day

Posted by on Wed, Oct 26, 2011 at 2:31 PM

Um, no thanks:

Santorum: Taste the flavor

 

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1
Oh no! That actually ran in our newspaper. Yuck!
Posted by Jamie in Pittsburgh http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/strawberry.limonade?ref=name on October 26, 2011 at 2:36 PM
balderdash 2
Wow. Wow.

I mean that is some seriously clueless fucking publishing, right there.

Not to mention the "article" itself is absolutely vapid, brainless wishful thinking.
Posted by balderdash http://introverse.blogspot.com on October 26, 2011 at 2:40 PM
Kevin_BGFH 3
@2 - Either that, or a secretly subversive headline writer (often, depending on the publication, not the same person who wrote the article). I suspect the headline writer did it intentionally.
Posted by Kevin_BGFH http://biggayfrathouse.typepad.com/blog/ on October 26, 2011 at 2:47 PM
mr. herriman 4
yeah, that was no accident.
Posted by mr. herriman on October 26, 2011 at 3:05 PM
BEG 5
o.O

Yeah, I can't decide. No useful bios, or abouts or other info.
Wow.

o.O
Posted by BEG http://twitter.com/#!/browneyedgirl65 on October 26, 2011 at 3:11 PM
6
Some people are into that.
Posted by sall on October 26, 2011 at 3:22 PM
jackdee 7
@6 Ugh.... My mind immediately visualized scenes from 2 Girls 1 Cup. I'm about to go puke...
Posted by jackdee on October 26, 2011 at 3:28 PM
mr. herriman 8
once, years ago, while reading an erotica story,i was stopped in my tracks by the sentence (verbatim, etched into my brain): "a mixture of shit and lube dripped out of her ass and onto her thigh." GACK!!! didn't stick around to see what happened next! gawd. so yeah, @6, apparently some people *are* into that.

those stories should be in a book all their own. erotica writers, a little courtesy please. don't spring that on people!!
Posted by mr. herriman on October 26, 2011 at 3:44 PM
9
@ 8, those stories belong only on FOX, where they are to be expected.
It's never a surprise to see Santorum spread by mouth on that station.
Posted by sall on October 26, 2011 at 4:22 PM
OuterCow 10
I'm gonna be sick...
Posted by OuterCow on October 26, 2011 at 4:54 PM
cougar.in.training 11
I'm guessing not an accident. Hats off to the headline writer!
Posted by cougar.in.training on October 26, 2011 at 7:39 PM
Irena 12
I'd take Black Walnut over Santorum Swirl, I guess. Wait, is it a pizza topping? And what was Michele Bachmann's flavour again? I'm getting confused by all these junk food analogies, however fitting they may be.
Posted by Irena on October 26, 2011 at 8:19 PM
13
Ew. More like worst headline ever. Who wants to imagine that?
Posted by random_lez on October 26, 2011 at 8:33 PM
14
"conservative talk show host Glenn Beck, who told Santorum earlier this year that he could “kiss him in the mouth” for maintaining a principled stand...."

O.M.G....

Beck and our little Danny share a Boy Crush on Santorum?!

icky.....
Posted by Ménage à trois on October 26, 2011 at 8:33 PM
bugwitch 15
Well, the interwebz were created to separate the Santorum lovers from the rest of us.
Posted by bugwitch on October 26, 2011 at 8:40 PM
16
what have you against tasting santorum, Danny?

you should not be so sex-negative, you disgusting judgemental hypocritical pervert.

btw how about an update on the ACLU suit against Alice HS on behalf of the Kissing Cheerleader?
Posted by ....remember the kissing cheerleader, ADD boy? on October 26, 2011 at 9:15 PM
venomlash 17
@16: I expect there'll be an update on that story when there is more news about it. See, Dan has to wait for facts to emerge rather than making them up the way you do.
Dan's made his reasons for avoiding anything scatological in the bedroom quite clear; feces are bacteria-ridden and thus should be kept away from non-intestinal mucous membranes. This is exactly why he advocates cleaning one's ass before allowing it to be fucked. Sheesh, Alleged, I'm straight and don't do anal, and even I know this stuff. I guess someone was too busy being a huge bitch to pay attention in sex ed.
Posted by venomlash on October 26, 2011 at 10:12 PM
debug 18
Wrong time to be eating greek yogurt. Breakfast ruined.
Posted by debug on October 27, 2011 at 7:53 AM
19
"he [Santorum] even got an endorsement of sorts from conservative talk show host Glenn Beck, who told Santorum earlier this year that he could “kiss him in the mouth” for maintaining a principled stand".

Sounds like Glenn, at the very least, is interested in tasting the flavor.
Posted by TheFrogandtheSquirrel on October 27, 2011 at 9:52 AM
Geni 20
That sounds like a great way to get e.Coli. No thank you.
Posted by Geni on October 27, 2011 at 2:45 PM
21
Before you taste it, google it.
Posted by ktmrsby on October 28, 2011 at 1:17 AM

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