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News & ArtsWednesday, October 26, 2011
2012 Headline of the Day
Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Oct 26, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Um, no thanks:
Santorum: Taste the flavor
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Wow. Wow.
I mean that is some seriously clueless fucking publishing, right there.
Not to mention the "article" itself is absolutely vapid, brainless wishful thinking.
I mean that is some seriously clueless fucking publishing, right there.
Not to mention the "article" itself is absolutely vapid, brainless wishful thinking.
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@2 - Either that, or a secretly subversive headline writer (often, depending on the publication, not the same person who wrote the article). I suspect the headline writer did it intentionally.
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once, years ago, while reading an erotica story,i was stopped in my tracks by the sentence (verbatim, etched into my brain): "a mixture of shit and lube dripped out of her ass and onto her thigh." GACK!!! didn't stick around to see what happened next! gawd. so yeah, @6, apparently some people *are* into that.
those stories should be in a book all their own. erotica writers, a little courtesy please. don't spring that on people!!
those stories should be in a book all their own. erotica writers, a little courtesy please. don't spring that on people!!
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@ 8, those stories belong only on FOX, where they are to be expected.
It's never a surprise to see Santorum spread by mouth on that station.
It's never a surprise to see Santorum spread by mouth on that station.
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I'd take Black Walnut over Santorum Swirl, I guess. Wait, is it a pizza topping? And what was Michele Bachmann's flavour again? I'm getting confused by all these junk food analogies, however fitting they may be.
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"conservative talk show host Glenn Beck, who told Santorum earlier this year that he could “kiss him in the mouth” for maintaining a principled stand...."
O.M.G....
Beck and our little Danny share a Boy Crush on Santorum?!
icky.....
O.M.G....
Beck and our little Danny share a Boy Crush on Santorum?!
icky.....
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what have you against tasting santorum, Danny?
you should not be so sex-negative, you disgusting judgemental hypocritical pervert.
btw how about an update on the ACLU suit against Alice HS on behalf of the Kissing Cheerleader?
you should not be so sex-negative, you disgusting judgemental hypocritical pervert.
btw how about an update on the ACLU suit against Alice HS on behalf of the Kissing Cheerleader?
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@16: I expect there'll be an update on that story when there is more news about it. See, Dan has to wait for facts to emerge rather than making them up the way you do.
Dan's made his reasons for avoiding anything scatological in the bedroom quite clear; feces are bacteria-ridden and thus should be kept away from non-intestinal mucous membranes. This is exactly why he advocates cleaning one's ass before allowing it to be fucked. Sheesh, Alleged, I'm straight and don't do anal, and even I know this stuff. I guess someone was too busy being a huge bitch to pay attention in sex ed.
Dan's made his reasons for avoiding anything scatological in the bedroom quite clear; feces are bacteria-ridden and thus should be kept away from non-intestinal mucous membranes. This is exactly why he advocates cleaning one's ass before allowing it to be fucked. Sheesh, Alleged, I'm straight and don't do anal, and even I know this stuff. I guess someone was too busy being a huge bitch to pay attention in sex ed.
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"he [Santorum] even got an endorsement of sorts from conservative talk show host Glenn Beck, who told Santorum earlier this year that he could “kiss him in the mouth” for maintaining a principled stand".
Sounds like Glenn, at the very least, is interested in tasting the flavor.
Sounds like Glenn, at the very least, is interested in tasting the flavor.
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