Whale Watching on Washington Ferries: West Seattle Blog reports on new whale spotting guides on ferries and in terminals. The signs, according to a NOAA official speaking in the official press release, are "raising awareness and inspiring appreciation and stewardship of whales and our marine environment."

Want to Own a Home in Laurelhurst? Too bad, suckers—Laurelhurst Blog reports that the cheapest home in the neighborhood is valued between $700,000 and $749,999, and the median home clears $1 million.

Celebrating Wallingford-ween: Wallingford's neighborhood pet store, Wally Pets, is hosting a pets-in-drag masquerade ball, Wallyween, with prizes! Bring your bedazzled pet to the store between October 28-31 for a chance to win.

Stupid, Asshole Prius: Central District News hosts a kvetch about an incompetent, ill-tempered Prius driver that had a fit after swerving to avoid the author on a legal, marked crosswalk. "Did you spill your extra hot/double/halfcaf/2 pump vanilla latte in your lap? Leave a little skid mark in your shorts?" the author rhetorically asks.

House of Waffles, Now Open for Lunch: John Tipton (sp?), the manager of Magnolia's House of Waffles wants the world to know that you can now eat waffles for lunch! Also, Tipton has a long, convoluted joke about ugly women "that people just don't seem to be happy with," he says, but like a champ he tells it anyway for Magnolia Voice's Joke of the Week. Important detail: you can submit your OWN (clean) jokes here. Have at it, Slog!