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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Found in the Office

Posted by on Tue, Oct 4, 2011 at 12:01 PM

So I went over to the Information Superhighway Office™ to complain about something not working (again), and no one was there (as usual), except for Anthony Hecht, who was apparently so enthralled by specs on the new iPod Nano, that he didn't even look up from his screen. Joke's on them, though, because they left an unguarded piece of pizza with some interesting new type of mushroom or something on it. I grabbed it and ran back to the safety of the editorial office where I will now devour it. Score!

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Vince 1
Somebody call the EMTs. Brissey is about to end up under his desk again.
Posted by Vince on October 4, 2011 at 12:06 PM
Posted by prompt on October 4, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Julie in Eugene 3
Moldy food is really high up on the list of things that gross me out. I'm glad I didn't look too closely at this picture...
Posted by Julie in Eugene on October 4, 2011 at 12:10 PM
Gern Blanston 4
You stole someone's lunch while they were away from their desk. How do you sleep at night?
Posted by Gern Blanston on October 4, 2011 at 12:10 PM
gloomy gus 5
This would go so well with a refreshing cup of yellow snow.
Posted by gloomy gus on October 4, 2011 at 12:12 PM
seandr 6
Trust me, if you eat that you'll be just fine.
Posted by seandr on October 4, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Will in Seattle 7
@6 here comes the Zombie Apocolypse!
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on October 4, 2011 at 12:22 PM
8
Mr. Hecht is going to be pissed that you stole his Chia Pet.
Posted by Reg on October 4, 2011 at 12:33 PM
blip 9
HOARDERS. Every single photo of The Strangers' offices makes me itch.
Posted by blip on October 4, 2011 at 12:39 PM
laterite 10
It's bleu cheese!
Posted by laterite on October 4, 2011 at 12:58 PM
care bear 11
At least in my office people have the decency to leave their moldy food in the refrigerators.
Posted by care bear on October 4, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Simone 12
"It's the next best thing to fresh greens"
Posted by Simone on October 4, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Reverse Polarity 13
Yeah... I think I'd have just left that right where I found it.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on October 4, 2011 at 1:28 PM
Fnarf 14
Many parts of it are excellent!
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on October 4, 2011 at 1:31 PM
venomlash 15
@5: Nah, the doggie wee-wee will blind you.
Posted by venomlash on October 4, 2011 at 1:38 PM
COMTE 16
@15:

Only if somebody sticks it in your eye.

And why is it, if the mold is on the inside of a piece of cheese, it's considered some sort of hoity-toity delicacy, but when it's on the outside of a piece of cheese, it's considered poison?
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on October 4, 2011 at 1:46 PM
DeaconBlues 17
gee man maybe because one tastes good and one doesn't.
Posted by DeaconBlues http://radzillas.blogspot.com/ on October 4, 2011 at 2:00 PM
blip 18
All mold is not the same. Whatever random fungus that is sporulating on your nasty old cheese is not the same animal that is intentionally incorporated into it.
Posted by blip on October 4, 2011 at 3:07 PM
Simone 19
My mother (who worked for the Food and Drug) taught me that if there is mold on a block of cheese all I needed to do was to scrape/cut off the mold and wipe the rest with vinegar.
Posted by Simone on October 4, 2011 at 3:26 PM
Vince 20
@19 Don't you be touching my Amish Blue!
Posted by Vince on October 4, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Geni 21
No wonder there is always someone in the Stranger's can.
Posted by Geni on October 4, 2011 at 4:14 PM
venomlash 22
@18: Excuse me, those are fungi, not animals.
Posted by venomlash on October 4, 2011 at 4:47 PM
blip 23
@22 REALLY???
Posted by blip on October 4, 2011 at 6:16 PM
venomlash 24
@23: YA RLY!
Posted by venomlash on October 4, 2011 at 7:16 PM
blip 25
Mind, blown.
Posted by blip on October 4, 2011 at 7:40 PM

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