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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

At Large For Sale Just Off Times Square

Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Oct 4, 2011 at 10:30 AM

Goatse—the purse.

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no.

Posted by FULLSTOP on October 4, 2011 at 10:37 AM

It's not Goatse unless you're holding it with both hands. You should have bought it and then sewn two gloves on it.

Posted by Fnarf

on October 4, 2011 at 10:38 AM

Only you would think "goatse" when looking at that.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty

on October 4, 2011 at 10:57 AM

I've delightedly stared up my share of bungholes, but I'd never have thought "goatse" there. Good for you, though!

Posted by gloomy gus on October 4, 2011 at 11:08 AM

NO!

Posted by Kelly O on October 4, 2011 at 11:10 AM

The bag on the right is giving that bunghole a little lick.

Posted by Fnarf

on October 4, 2011 at 11:12 AM

What Kelly said - NO!

Posted by seandr on October 4, 2011 at 11:16 AM

my mother-in-law and my sister-in-law both have that exact purse. thank you for giving me something else to snicker to myself about at the holiday dinner table.

Posted by AmyC on October 4, 2011 at 11:22 AM

Not even close to goatse. That's one twisted mind you've got there.

Posted by bigyaz on October 4, 2011 at 11:39 AM

hahahahaaaaaaaaaha

love you, Dan.

Posted by OuterCow on October 4, 2011 at 11:42 AM

You're killing me. My soon-to-be mother-in-law gave me one of these. NOW I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT GOATSE. You.

Posted by Jen Graves on October 4, 2011 at 11:50 AM

You can carry that when you eat at the Asserie!

Posted by Vince on October 4, 2011 at 11:57 AM

I hear they give you these as swag when you sign up for the Puerto Rican Diet Plan.

Posted by Reg on October 4, 2011 at 12:07 PM

That purse is gross enough without bringing up goatse; thanks Dan. :-/

Posted by John Horstman on October 4, 2011 at 12:28 PM

Also, apropos of nothing other than the lack-of-meaningful-content-in-this-post, I saw Tim Minchin perform on Sunday, and it was even better than I'd hoped. "Storm" was especially good.

A sincere thank you, Dan, for cluing me in to his existence.

Posted by John Horstman on October 4, 2011 at 12:30 PM

@13 awesome

Posted by dhawk on October 4, 2011 at 1:14 PM

AAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

Posted by BEG

on October 4, 2011 at 1:24 PM

I simply MUST have one. Goatze, indeed!

Posted by OutInBumF on October 4, 2011 at 1:48 PM

hahaha, if I thought a small group of people I'd actually encounter would think GOATSE every time they saw that purse, I'd be tempted to buy one. Almost. maybe.

Posted by wingedkat on October 4, 2011 at 3:39 PM